nameraka Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 (edited) 1. Dianetics: an introduction to scientology by L. Ron Hubbard Frank Herbert. (or philip k. dick) 2. The Eucharist is now a shot of mezcal and a tab of lsd. 3. Reincarnation is determined by banked karma points that are redeemed at death allowing you to determine the form of your next life. The highest form is a giant robot with laser eyes. Edited December 9, 2017 by nameraka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 hour ago, nameraka said: 1. Dianetics: an introduction to scientology by L. Ron Hubbard Frank Herbert. (or philip k. dick) 2. The Eucharist is now a shot of mezcal and a tab of lsd. 3. Reincarnation is determined by banked karma points that are redeemed at death allowing you to determine the form of your next life. The highest form is a giant robot with laser eyes. 5. The Ten Commandments get replaced by the Three Laws of Robotics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 6. The Lord's Prayer is replaced with hare krishna and vice versa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 7. An over-the-top rope battle royale between all gods, winner gets named El Supremo and all prayers go to them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I don’t wanna be a giant robit with laser eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Poof said: I don’t wanna be a giant robit with laser eyes i don't understand you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 hours ago, nameraka said: 1. Dianetics: an introduction to scientology by L. Ron Hubbard Frank Herbert. (or philip k. dick) 2. The Eucharist is now a shot of mezcal and a tab of lsd. 3. Reincarnation is determined by banked karma points that are redeemed at death allowing you to determine the form of your next life. The highest form is a giant robot with laser eyes. this post and your sig reminds me of this video im really trying not to spam i hope you dont hate this post 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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