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How do people not get into fights on Shark Tank?!


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Holy s----, those sharks are so disrespectful and serious. I'm afraid I'd have to stumble on the set drunk off my ass, present my product, and then get after them if they say it sucks or make some dumb, snide, elitist comments or whatever. The only cool one is Robert Herjavec, and sometimes Mark Cuban is funny, the other three suck. 

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14 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

You'd never even make it on Shark Tank.

Nobody was the cry-bate 2000...the product that streamlines your tears to aid in lubrication while you masterbate

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I imagine there is security there to prevent such a thing.

Regardless, even if you did manage to touch one of them, they'd call one of their million-dollar lawyers and sue your ass into the ground.

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4 hours ago, Sandstone said:

Even if that were true, I don't need to hear that from a piss-ant manchild with a penchant for stalking girls and beating up highschool kids.

 No, no, no.

He's a piss-ant zeta bottom man-child who tries to stalk little girls until their high school boyfriend, or girlfriends kick his ass.

Devil is in the details.

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How? Because they are investing in YOU and YOUR COMPANY. You strike them, your ass is OVER, that's why.

Mark Cuban is actually pretty chill. He's only the way he is for the show. In person, he's chill as Hell. I know because I've A) met him, B) had dinner with him, and C), hung out with him on numerous occasions.

 

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You strike them, and your street cred goes through the roof, but mostly the other three, not Cuban and Herjavec, so calm down there, LB... Or do I have to make you calm down... ?

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