Mix Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 turkey is not worth all this...we could just get in the car and drive....drive to Cuba and play dominos in peace for the rest of our days 1
Vodkajellyshot Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 let me in that car rightttt now Mr !! 1
André Toulon Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 I'm kinda dreading today....I just kinda want to sleep.
Vodkajellyshot Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Gogo Yubari said: I'm kinda dreading today....I just kinda want to sleep. call in sick and you can do just that
André Toulon Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 I don't think I can call in sick to my kid's grandparent's (not my side) house......They'll just show up at my house and I don't want that.
Vodkajellyshot Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: I don't think I can call in sick to my kid's grandparent's (not my side) house......They'll just show up at my house and I don't want that. A note pinned to the door with a knife.. Buddy has rabies today n needs 24 hours solitude to get over it
death_by_motorboat Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 if you are driving to Cuba, you will need a amphibious car.... please consider paying me a million dollars to get you one? i will then move to china and forget all about whatever you wanted.
Mix Posted November 23, 2017 Author Posted November 23, 2017 38 minutes ago, mthor said: The cigars would be better. I thought that went without saying... like i'm going to play dominos sober...and if i'm drinking i'm smoking...and if i'm in cuba, i'm gettin' some cohibas which I will promptly destroy to make cohiba blunts
Mix Posted November 23, 2017 Author Posted November 23, 2017 23 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: I'm kinda dreading today....I just kinda want to sleep. yeah, sleep would be good....there's, uhh, no alcohol in the house, my family doesn't drink.... sooo, sober family gatherings >.>....the uncredited cause of Bruce Caitlyn Jenner
Mix Posted November 23, 2017 Author Posted November 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: if you are driving to Cuba, you will need a amphibious car.... please consider paying me a million dollars to get you one? i will then move to china and forget all about whatever you wanted.
André Toulon Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mix said: yeah, sleep would be good....there's, uhh, no alcohol in the house, my family doesn't drink.... sooo, sober family gatherings >.>....the uncredited cause of Bruce Caitlyn Jenner Alcohol and family is never a good idea for me....Last time I was drunk at a family function, I urinated in my gay uncle in law's fireplace.
fuggnificent Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 im totally considering saying im not feeling well, dropping my mom n daughter off, and coming back home to eat my pies n fap.
Mix Posted November 23, 2017 Author Posted November 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Gogo Yubari said: Alcohol and family is never a good idea for me....Last time I was drunk at a family function, I urinated in my gay uncle in law's fireplace. hahaha....while yelling "FREEEEEEEEDOM" in your best pre-racist braveheart mel gibson voice
Mix Posted November 23, 2017 Author Posted November 23, 2017 1 hour ago, fuggnificent said: im totally considering saying im not feeling well, dropping my mom n daughter off, and coming back home to eat my pies n fap. this is probably the best idea you have ever had............ever
nameraka Posted November 23, 2017 Posted November 23, 2017 we could totally visit the place where castro tried to breed miniature cows. http://oncubamagazine.com/science/the-cuban-laboratory-where-mini-cows-are-bred/
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