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38 minutes ago, mthor said:

The cigars would be better.

I thought that went without saying...

like i'm going to play dominos sober...and if i'm drinking i'm smoking...and if i'm in cuba, i'm gettin' some cohibas

 

 

 

 

which I will promptly destroy to make cohiba blunts O.o

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23 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said:

I'm kinda dreading today....I just kinda want to sleep. 

yeah, sleep would be good....there's, uhh, no alcohol in the house, my family doesn't drink....

sooo, sober family gatherings >.>....the uncredited cause of Bruce Caitlyn Jenner

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12 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

if you are driving to Cuba, you will need a amphibious car....  please consider paying me a million dollars to get you one?  i will then move to china and forget all about whatever you wanted.

 

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7 minutes ago, Mix said:

yeah, sleep would be good....there's, uhh, no alcohol in the house, my family doesn't drink....

sooo, sober family gatherings >.>....the uncredited cause of Bruce Caitlyn Jenner

Alcohol and family is never a good idea for me....Last time I was drunk at a family function, I urinated in my gay uncle in law's fireplace.

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1 hour ago, Gogo Yubari said:

Alcohol and family is never a good idea for me....Last time I was drunk at a family function, I urinated in my gay uncle in law's fireplace.

hahaha....while yelling "FREEEEEEEEDOM" in your best pre-racist braveheart mel gibson voice

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1 hour ago, fuggnificent said:

im totally considering saying im not feeling well, dropping my mom n daughter off, and coming back home to eat my pies n fap.

this is probably the best idea you have ever had............ever

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