UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 fixed, pls vote for science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Went with the dressing, because fuck dry turkey but dressing is fucking awesome. Also both my grammas are dead and I don't have an Uncle Dave. I have two Uncle Bobs, and Uncle Charlie, and an Uncle Mike, but no Uncle Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 18 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Went with the dressing, because fuck dry turkey but dressing is fucking awesome. Also both my grammas are dead and I don't have an Uncle Dave. I have two Uncle Bobs, and Uncle Charlie, and an Uncle Mike, but no Uncle Dave. shouldve gotten an uncle dave, he's slow as shit and throws like a girl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Don't stuff the turkey with stuffing. Put half an apple, half an onion, like rosemary and thyme asnd some shit, maybe toss a cinnamon stick up in that bitch. Aromatics, yall. They improve the flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Don't stuff the turkey with stuffing. Put half an apple, half an onion, like rosemary and thyme asnd some shit, maybe toss a cinnamon stick up in that bitch. Aromatics, yall. They improve the flavor. my stepmom stuffs it with rice and spices junk. (she's Asian). ill try and sneak a cinnamon stick or two in there this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 27 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said: my stepmom stuffs it with rice and spices junk. (she's Asian). ill try and sneak a cinnamon stick or two in there this year. your step-mom needs to step up her game. glass noodles ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Hachiman said: your step-mom needs to step up her game. glass noodles ftw. what about rock candy would that make the turkey good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, Hachiman said: im extremely serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 G. Ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I will literally snap cousin Tim in half on a slant route. Not in my house, weakling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, empty said: I will literally snap cousin Tim in half on a slant route. Not in my house, weakling. oh and you know Dave's gonna hang him up to dry too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Uncle Dave plays QB but he's not accurate. I took two of his floaters for a pick six last year and got a couple sacks too. Tim and Brodie can't catch for shit either. I laid Brodie out last year. He's shook af to have me at safety. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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