New relationshits

[garbagepailcat]

It’s easier to fuck someone new than it is to fart in front of them or admit to pooping.

[death_by_motorboat]

just hold their nose closed for them and dont let go no matter how much they fight with you.

[Still Me]

It’s easier to fuck someone new than it is to fart in front of them or admit to pooping.

 

na you gotta open with those... “hi my name is *insert name*, I fart...usually in public so that the person who comes into the isle after me gets mustard gassed...and I poop...sometimes with the door open...”

[rilkean_heart]

All 3 are pretty difficult

[SwimModSponges]

It's best to do all of them at once

[Rogue_Alphonse]

It’s easier to fuck someone new than it is to fart in front of them or admit to pooping.

 

 

This is true.

 

But I don't keep that hidden for too long.