Why do I say so many cool things?

[Zenigundam]

Is it just raw talent? An innate ability to be awesome and captivate my audiences?

[naraku360]

Is it just raw talent? An innate ability to be awesome and captivate my audiences? An event that never happens?

The last one.

[Zenigundam]

Please leave your weirdness out of my thread. It's quite gay. Thank you

[stilgar]

When have you ever said anything cool?

[naraku360]

When have you ever said anything cool?

Never.

 

Zeni is the lamest poster on the boards.

 

What a loser!

[stilgar]

Never.

 

Zeni is the lamest poster on the boards.

 

What a loser!

 

No wonder he can't get a girlfriend.

[naraku360]

No wonder he can't get a girlfriend.

Of course he can't.  He can barely talk to women without throwing a temper tantrum over being ignored.

 

He's like a creepy, clingy ex-boyfriend stalker. Except he never got to the boyfriend part, so he's just a creepy, clingy stalker.

[NaBarney]

Perhaps you absorb the wit of those whose bodies you eat?

[Hornshire]

Because you're a tryhard.

[Ric]

Cool people say cool things, it's in their DNA.

[Misaka]

Because you are a degenerate

[scoobdog]

Is it just raw talent? An innate ability to be awesome and captivate my audiences? Is it delirium from liver failure?

 

The last one.

[Kudasai]

[Ginguy]

You don't say cool things Zetabottom.

 

[stilgar]

We get it jingo, you want Kurt Angle to fuck you.

[naraku360]

Cool people say cool things, it's in their DNA.

That gene skipped a generation for Zeni.