wacky1980 Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 so the nuge is in town again this week for deer hunting season. he keeps popping up at gas stations and restaurants, but he's not a drinker so i've not had to worry about him being in the bar. only a couple more days to go and he should be heading back to ... wherever he came from. montana maybe? we don't see celebrities that often around here, except during deer season. lots of country music artists tend to find their way here for the whitetail trophies. it used to be kinda cool, but now it's just annoying.
SwimModSponges Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 You should throw an egg or two at him. That could be fun.
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 He's from Michigan. Think he still lives there somewhere.
Professah Tex Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 Has he been firing flaming arrows at you with a crossbow?
wacky1980 Posted November 3, 2017 Author Posted November 3, 2017 On 11/2/2017 at 9:51 PM, SwimModSponges said: You should throw an egg or two at him. That could be fun. he'd be likely to fire off a flaming arrow at me if i did that. no thx.
wacky1980 Posted November 3, 2017 Author Posted November 3, 2017 On 11/2/2017 at 10:48 PM, Professah Tex said: Has he been firing flaming arrows at you with a crossbow? weird. also, not yet.
Codename: Jackass Posted November 3, 2017 Posted November 3, 2017 Uncle Ted's classic songs stand the test of time, but he's certifiable.
wacky1980 Posted November 3, 2017 Author Posted November 3, 2017 On 11/3/2017 at 7:37 AM, scoobdog said: Maybe you should troll him. NOPE. i checked out his fb pages. there'd be an army of backwoods badasses at my front door if i disparaged old uncle ted.
SwimModSponges Posted November 3, 2017 Posted November 3, 2017 Im pretty sure you could chuck an egg or two without being seen.
wacky1980 Posted November 3, 2017 Author Posted November 3, 2017 but then i'd have to get close enough to him to actually see him. i have no intentions of doing that.
SwimModSponges Posted November 3, 2017 Posted November 3, 2017 You could always buy a cheap drone and rig it with an egg dropping device... *fbi busts my door in*
wacky1980 Posted November 3, 2017 Author Posted November 3, 2017 i could always buy a cheap drone and just drop it on him directly. if he didn't crossbow it outta the sky first for invading his private space.
wacky1980 Posted November 3, 2017 Author Posted November 3, 2017 i hope he doesn't pop anything on me. that sounds gross and a little violent.
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