Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier

[EmpressAngel]

Bare bones this week because ya girl busted her wrist and has to wear a brace for a couple weeks.

Bleach- Aizen's never getting out of that chair. ARISE, CHICKEN. What the fuck is Izuru doing here. Shut up kids where's your hot dads. HI DILFS. Get out of here, Pigfuck Aizen.  

Blue Lock- It's cruel that I have to watch this show 100% completely sober. They did not give me strong enough pain meds to put up with this. I hate you all. 

Revengers- Being an adult with a job sucks. I'm uncomfortable. Bitches be crazy, my dude. Jesus christ. What. This is some insane mood whiplash over like five minutes. 

One Piece- And now everything goes to hell. Oh hey, Momo. They're gonna fight like...cats and dogs. What do you mean years, y'all were crucified together like two weeks ago. "Go back to your lasagna" is a brutal insult. The plot do be twisting. Everyone on this elephant has a phenomenal poker face and nuts of steel.  

[PokeNirvash]

On 3/8/2026 at 3:28 AM, EmpressAngel said:

What the fuck is Izuru doing here.

Making me feel really good about doubting the rumors of his death sticking back in season 1, that's what.

12:00 - Rooster Fighter #1 - A Rooster Among Cranes - TV-MASV
12:30 - Primal #29 - The Hollow Crown - TV-MASV
1:00 - BLUELOCK #6 - I'm Sorry - TV-14L
1:30 - Tokyo Revengers #6 - Regret - TV-MAL
2:00 - One Piece #768 - The Third One! Raizo of the Mist, the Ninja, Appears! - TV-14S
2:30 - Dragon Ball Daima #18 - Awakening - TV-PGV
3:00 - Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead #11 - Hometown of the Dead II - TV-MAV
3:30 - Rooster Fighter #1 - A Rooster Among Cranes - TV-MASV

That S descriptor is either because of demon boobs or chicken sex, there is no in-between.

[Mr. Idea Box]

1 hour ago, PokeNirvash said:

That S descriptor is either because of demon boobs or chicken sex, there is no in-between.

Oh, it's much worse than that...

They're showing chicken breasts.

(/jk)

[EmpressAngel]

I know I already made this joke but I really should have been more specific when I asked that genie to show me Seitz's character's cock.

Rooster- That day, humanity received a grim reminder. I'd leave that kid and that's why I'll never be a parent. COCKADOODLEDO, BITCH. I love the clucking sound effect in the background when he talks. I am already bought in. Wow, graphic cock action right on my screen. This is fantastic. I'd follow this chicken into hell. KIDS NO! Wcdonalds sighting! Grandpa, help! Mr Cluckers. Meanwhile this man's about to off himself. Aww thanks grandpa. Oh goddammit you tricked us into the opening of Up. Of course the chicken has a tragic backstory. Attack of the Business Crab! I hope Business Crab eats those shit kids first. This will be a good paring with Dandadan when it comes back. BGAWK! I hope Seitz is doing all these random chicken noises too. GAAAH EYE. Beat his ass, chicken! That was awesome. I hope we never get an explanation for any of this. Dio? Awww chicken. I'm still gonna call you Mr Cluckers. Back to the dirty barn fucking. YOU WHORE. I know we're only one episode in but it's not like this show has much competition for best Toonami original. What. And now, sexy girl chicken.  

Blue Lock- In lieu of commentary just imagine me yelling "Haaaate hate hate hate hate" at everyone for 30 minutes straight, Oh that was real stupid.  

Revengers- I don't know who'd agreed to give a middle schooler a giant tattoo on the side of his head but it does look fucking sick. Oh that's depressing, Hey, they answered my question. Kid if there's one piece of advice I can give you it's never go to a tattoo place that misspells the word "tattoo" on their sign. And then they became best friends. Look at this little bastard go. Yeah y'all don't stick out at this active construction site at all. Great job you're giving this dude PTSD. "Internal trouble" is also what I call aggressive menstrual cramps. What do you mean inconvenience, I'm pretty sure you just got that man fired. Hey good news your friend's not dead anymore. It's the early 2000s, he would absolutely be telling you to quit acting gay bro. I'm pretty sure I have Mikey's exact outfit. And then he got his ass beat, again. Boy's on like his 15th concussion this month. Who's this douchebag? "Mr Son of a Whore" did make me laugh. Ah hell you're gonna die.  

One Piece- Garfield y'all lost a bunch of limbs in that fight. Jack fucking sucks. I like that Kinemon only speaks in LOUD. Speaking of fucking sick tattoos. The cat and dog are fighting, somebody get the giant spray bottle. Hey Momo what's up. Wait what about your dad? Hey somebody start explaining. WHAT. Momo I need to know if your real dad is hot. Yeah because that helped you avoid so many deadly enemies. I love Brook. Goddammit Nami. I think we should throw Momo off the elephant. We don't know why they hate each other so I have to assume they're bitter exes that went through a bad breakup. Aww look the elephant made you a rainbow. Whale tree! Oh god they're all weebs. The what now? I warned you about stairs, bro. Ninja expectations destroyed. Hey guys not to ruin the moment or anything but remember Sanji's still kidnapped.