1938 Packard Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 My name is Clarence Shivers. The parole board says they might let me out next month and I have $37.64 in my canteen. My Mom says I can have my own room when I move back in with her. She's also talking to some guy at a gas station about a job for me. I'm gonna be a famous rock star soon. I've already learned three chords. I don't have any diseases yet. My favorite color is brown. I'll wear my suit when I meet somebody. If you like heavy metal music, hang out with me. We could share the bag of oxycontin I hid under the birdbath six years ago.
1938 Packard Posted October 10, 2017 Author Posted October 10, 2017 Shut up, Packard. In this social climate? There are actually women who would seriously answer a similar profile, thinking this is the ideal BF.
naraku360 Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 In this social climate? There are actually women who would seriously answer a similar profile, thinking this is the ideal BF. No, there aren't. Your profile sucks.
1938 Packard Posted October 10, 2017 Author Posted October 10, 2017 No, there aren't. Your profile sucks. Where do you think Jessica Kisby came from?
discolé monade Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 scoobdog[/member] looks like we have more work to do. >
scoobdog Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 scoobdog[/member] looks like we have more work to do. > Get 'er done.
scoobdog Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 My name is Clarence Shivers. The parole board says they might let me out next month and I have $37.64 in my canteen. My Mom says I can have my own room when I move back in with her. She's also talking to some guy at a gas station about a job for me. I'm gonna be a famous rock star soon. I've already learned three chords. I don't have any diseases yet. My favorite color is brown. I'll wear my suit when I meet somebody. If you like heavy metal music, hang out with me. We could share the bag of oxycontin I hid under the birdbath six years ago. God damn. That was so unfunny it made me angry.
discolé monade Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 God damn. That was so unfunny it made me angry. wait...have you always had puppy power on your thingy? because...that's awesome. also. yes, i almost rage quit because of this.
scoobdog Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 You just noticed that? It was my gift from Luuv for the Turkey Shoot and he let me have it here when the other boards dieded.
discolé monade Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 You just noticed that? It was my gift from Luuv for the Turkey Shoot and he let me have it here when the other boards dieded. aw. that's very cool. i'm very jelly btw. so very jelly.
Satou Kazuma Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 aw. that's very cool. i'm very jelly btw. so very jelly. All thanks to me, thank you very much.
discolé monade Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 All thanks to me, thank you very much. really? how's that? and who's leg do you have to hump to get one?
Satou Kazuma Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 really? how's that? and who's leg do you have to hump to get one? Like scoob, I also won the turkey shoot on asmb nodebb, after the merge, I brought up the question if these special ranks we won will applied here. He said probably not and concluded that he'll make some special ranks contest for us folks to earn them again. Several months past by, I called him out about there being no special ranks contest, he agreed and said that things were too hectic for him to even make one. Instead, he would give us folks who had special ranks from asmb a free pass to get them special ranks again.
discolé monade Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 Like scoob, I also won the turkey shoot on asmb nodebb, after the merge, I brought up the question if these special ranks we won will applied here. He said probably not and concluded that he'll make some special ranks contest for us folks to earn them again. Several months past by, I called him out about there being no special ranks contest, he agreed and said that things were too hectic for him to even make one. Instead, he would give us folks who had special ranks from asmb a free pass to get them special ranks again. look at you getting things done and stuff.
Satou Kazuma Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 look at you getting things done and stuff. Forgot to mention special rank colors too. That's why I'm always this shade of light blue and regular folks get regular rank colors.
scoobdog Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 Like scoob, I also won the turkey shoot on asmb nodebb, after the merge, I brought up the question if these special ranks we won will applied here. He said probably not and concluded that he'll make some special ranks contest for us folks to earn them again. Several months past by, I called him out about there being no special ranks contest, he agreed and said that things were too hectic for him to even make one. Instead, he would give us folks who had special ranks from asmb a free pass to get them special ranks again. I believe this was indeed how it went down. I mean, I was going to get the rank anyway because I specifically opted to defer from Lithium rather than take a new rank, but conan did lead the push to get the ranks restored on Nodebb.
discolé monade Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 I believe this was indeed how it went down. I mean, I was going to get the rank anyway because I specifically opted to defer from Lithium rather than take a new rank, but conan did lead the push to get the ranks restored on Nodebb. i asked for a special color. it was swandeath? that had that nice shade of green that i always liked.
scoobdog Posted October 10, 2017 Posted October 10, 2017 Forgot to mention special rank colors too. That's why I'm always this shade of light blue and regular folks get regular rank colors. I had a nice chocolate brown for my rank color on Nodebb. Here, I just ended up red.
Recommended Posts