Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'll be joining you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 in bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Gurl, I've been in bed for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Well I guess we are having lunch for breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Well I guess we are having lunch for breakfast How about ice cream for breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Be right there with bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Be right there with bacon. Don't bring any of that lame ass wheat toast though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Don't bring any of that lame ass wheat toast though. Pumpernickel motherfucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Pumpernickel motherfucker Wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Wait when did breakfast die? I will go full Liam Neeson Taken to find its killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Wat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpernickel The philologist Johann Christoph Adelung states that the word has an origin in the Germanic vernacular where pumpern was a New High German synonym for being flatulent, and Nickel was a form of the name Nicholas, commonly associated with a goblin or devil (e.g. "Old Nick", a familiar name for Satan), or more generally for a malevolent spirit or demon. Hence, pumpernickel means "devil's fart", a definition accepted by the publisher Random House, and by some English language dictionaries, including the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.[4] The American Heritage Dictionary adds "so named from being hard to digest". A variant of this explanation is also given by the German etymological dictionary Kluge that says the word pumpernickel is older than its usage for the particular type of bread, and may have been used as a mocking name for a person of unrefined manners ("farting Nick") first. The change of meaning may have been caused by its use as a mocking expression for the (in the eyes of outsiders) unrefined rye bread produced by the Westphalian population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Wait when did breakfast die? I will go full Liam Neeson Taken to find its killer Boobs over here killed it because we couldn't get officer sexy's phone number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpernickel The philologist Johann Christoph Adelung states that the word has an origin in the Germanic vernacular where pumpern was a New High German synonym for being flatulent, and Nickel was a form of the name Nicholas, commonly associated with a goblin or devil (e.g. "Old Nick", a familiar name for Satan), or more generally for a malevolent spirit or demon. Hence, pumpernickel means "devil's fart", a definition accepted by the publisher Random House, and by some English language dictionaries, including the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.[4] The American Heritage Dictionary adds "so named from being hard to digest". A variant of this explanation is also given by the German etymological dictionary Kluge that says the word pumpernickel is older than its usage for the particular type of bread, and may have been used as a mocking name for a person of unrefined manners ("farting Nick") first. The change of meaning may have been caused by its use as a mocking expression for the (in the eyes of outsiders) unrefined rye bread produced by the Westphalian population. Never had it. It better not disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Boobs over here killed it because we couldn't get officer sexy's phone number I am too drunk to comprehend this applause applause applause applause applause applause applause applause applause applause applause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Boobs over here killed it because we couldn't get officer sexy's phone number I demANd Boobs be my new nickname. Also, it was breakfast for dinner. Not breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 I am too drunk to comprehend this applause applause applause applause applause applause applause applause applause applause applause I thought about half of that bit like 5 days ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 I demANd Boobs be my new nickname. Also, it was breakfast for dinner. Not breakfast. I've had that in the chamber for awhile. FALSE ALARM GUYS, BREAKFAST IS STILL IN PLAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Rest in peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Order under easy eggs and scramble the yolk into your hash browns like a pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 RIP in peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I believe the time of death was the moment "Cum Omelet" was posted to PornHub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 I believe the time of death was the moment "Cum Omelet" was posted to PornHub. I'm not one to judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm not one to judge Neither am I, however, whomever was involved in the making of that video needs condemnation rained upon their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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