things you can do with 99 eggs

[Phillies]

Make a really big omelette

[Cau]

Take a bath.

[Phillies]

Take a bath.

 

How the fuck do you take a bath in raw egg yoke? 

[bnmjy]

[Cau]

The same way you take a bath in water. 

[Ginguy]

Terrorize the neighborhood....

[StarPanda]

Paint them

[GunStarHero]

Drop 99 eggs cause I can't hold them all at once but god dammit I'm going to try, Martha.

[viperxmns]

thasalotta ayggs