Bouvre Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Just the tip is fine, but after five full pieces, I'm ready to call it a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Sex is also like a hamburger. You should never try to devour the whole thing all at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 I agree that sex is like candy corn. I always think I'll enjoy it a lot more than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 17, 2017 Author Share Posted September 17, 2017 I agree that sex is like candy corn. I always think I'll enjoy it a lot more than I do. Marry me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 i wonder who yall fucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 17, 2017 Author Share Posted September 17, 2017 Sex is also like a hamburger. You should never try to devour the whole thing all at once. But still you do and you spend the night on the bathroom floor in a fetal position gripping your stomach, wishing you could simply expel everything inside you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 i wonder who yall fucking Doesn't matter; I don't really have a sex drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Marry me. Only if you promise we'll practice near abstinence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 i wonder who yall fucking Only the worst people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Doesn't matter; I don't really have a sex drive. neither do i lately but when i have sex is fucking awesome. ive had the kind of sex that feels like an outer body experience...like...soul fucked. it really comes down to the person and how much you click... thats why i say...who r u fucking? might not be the right person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 neither do i lately but when i have sex is fucking awesome. ive had the kind of sex that feels like an outer body experience...like...soul fucked. it really comes down to the person and how much you click... thats why i say...who r u fucking? might not be the right person. As somebody who has been with many people, despite not actually wanting it, my partner is definitely the right person. Still not anything life-changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 As somebody who has been with many people, despite not actually wanting it, my partner is definitely the right person. Still not anything life-changing. well you kinda have to say that but hey youre in an open relationship so who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 well you kinda have to say that but hey youre in an open relationship so who knows My partner knows I'm not as interested as they are. They understand that I inherently don't have a sex drive. But we're happy. I get to know the other person they're intimate with, and we're all practicing healthy communication. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 Only if you promise we'll practice near abstinence. I wouldn't ask to be any nearer And yet would feel all that closer To you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I wouldn't ask to be any nearer And yet would feel all that closer To you :robot[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Just the tip is fine, but after five full pieces, I'm ready to call it a night. Sex is like shame, at least that's what the pastor told me right before the touching started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 sex is like gold. too expensive, i don't have any, and people hype it up for more than it's worth most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 sex is like gold. too expensive, i don't have any, and people hype it up for more than it's worth most of the time. I bet Scrooge McDuck get's laid alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I bet Scrooge McDuck get's laid alot. things i don't need to think about volume 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 things i don't need to think about volume 1 Things I do need to think about volume 47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 things i don't need to think about volume 1 Can you imagine them gold coin showers..... mmmmmmmmmm I bet the ladies love his beak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Can you imagine them gold coin showers..... mmmmmmmmmm I bet the ladies love his beak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Things I do need to think about volume 47 see from you it wouldn't surprise me. you crazy bikers and your duck fetishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 i really like candy corn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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