Skiles Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 Not even a picture of Squidward. Just the name "Squidward," in cursive, on my lower back.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 Not even a picture of Squidward. Just the name "Squidward," in cursive, on my lower back. The thread title made me go, "YES!" But then I read the OP and was like, "meh."
Skiles Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 The thread title made me go, "YES!" But then I read the OP and was like, "meh." Don't you get it? The name is so much better! With a picture, you just see it, and you're like, "Oh, that's weird." But if it's the name, in really nice cursive that you have to look at for a few seconds to realize what it says, it's way better.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 Don't you get it? The name is so much better! With a picture, you just see it, and you're like, "Oh, that's weird." But if it's the name, in really nice cursive that you have to look at for a few seconds to realize what it says, it's way better. If I saw a guy with a Squidward pic tramp stamp, I wouldn't think "Oh, that's weird," I'd think, "Oh, that's epic!" Just the name, would make me go, "wtf is wrong with him?"
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 Anyway, you know what would be a better tribute to Squidward? Naming a kid after him.
Skiles Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 If I saw a guy with a Squidward pic tramp stamp, I wouldn't think "Oh, that's weird," I'd think, "Oh, that's epic!" Just the name, would make me go, "wtf is wrong with him?" EXACTLY! I'm not getting a God damn Squidward tattoo to impress people, I'm getting it to make people wonder what kind of weirdo would get that tattoo.
bnmjy Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 Make sure the tattoo is done in squid ink. And have a live squid in your ass while you do it. You gotta make it actually mean something.
Skiles Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 I'm in the market for ass squids as we speak.
mochi Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 bathe first or you'll get a horrible infection (you made a thread a while ago saying you no longer bathe)
Skiles Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 bathe first or you'll get a horrible infection (you made a thread a while ago saying you no longer bathe) No, I never said that. I said I don't think I should be hygiene-shamed into bathing if I don't want to bathe.
Mewn Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 Hawt. Where's Spongebob in cursive going to go?
mochi Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 No, I never said that. I said I don't think I should be hygiene-shamed into bathing if I don't want to bathe. still implies your hygiene is lacking
Skiles Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 still implies your hygiene is lacking It's not up to you or anyone else to decide if my own personal hygiene is "lacking." It's my body.
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