Things you shouldn't put a penis into.

[Sandstone]

Wrong

 

Bouvre[/member]

 

That new Avatar is super cute and suites you.

[1938 Packard]

Toaster.

Can opener.

Light bulb socket.

Box fan.

Electric cheese grater.

Uncooked food.

Stapler.

Gorilla cage.

Wall holes.  Any.

Waffle iron.

Vegetable juicer

Liquid nitrogen

[RPM Jr.]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

She's not into you. lol

[Chapinator_X]

An ant hill

Ben Gay

Animals (this includes People)

The garbage disposal

[Misaka]

Zeni

[Sandstone]

Guillotine