Dirty limericks time!

[schmahxgn]

There once was a whore from Peru

Who filled her vagina with glue

She declared with a shout:

"If they'll pay to get in; they'll pay to get out."

[Still Me]

there once was a woman named Jill

who swallowed an exploding pill

they found her vagina

in North Carolina

and her tits in a tree in brazil

[Still Me]

a pirate who history relates

was fighting some of his mates

when he slipped on his cutlass

rendered him nutless

and practically useless on dates

[NaBarney]

[Bouvre]

A member did write and create

a limerick thread to be great!

So began all the jokes

of dicks in our throats.

I compulsively masturbate.

 

 

[Chapinator_X]

The version of the vagina with glue limerick I've heard has the last part as:

 

She said with a grin,

"If you pay to get in,

You pay to get out of it too."

[Bouvre]

The version of the vagina with glue limerick I've heard has the last part as:

 

She said with a grin,

"If you pay to get in,

You pay to get out of it too."

 

The sonic quality is much more evenly-balanced here.