Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 Inadvertently finding the street where rats claim dominion Watching somebody warm their hat up on a steaming sewer grate in the middle of an intersection. Transit centers with no actual entrances Handwritten manifesto to rewrap every piece of gum on the gum wall in Bazooka Joe wrappers, comics included. More to come.
rilkean_heart Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 A natty dreadlock strumming on his broken guitar, singing "Babylon fall" outside of the book store
PowerKing Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 On 8/26/2017 at 2:38 AM, Bouvre said: Inadvertently finding the street where rats claim dominion Watching somebody warm their hat up on a steaming sewer grate in the middle of an intersection. Transit centers with no actual entrances Handwritten manifesto to rewrap every piece of gum on the gum wall in Bazooka Joe wrappers, comics included. More to come. It could be worse. You could be redlining your AC so you don't die of heat stroke and can't go outside because it's as humid as a sauna so you just spend your night sitting on the crapper practicing guitar, playing a casino game app and snorting Benadryl. Hot Florida nights! 1
Bouvre Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) On 8/26/2017 at 6:26 PM, StarPanda said: Well wheres more I'm waiting I never claimed I'd document what's to come. I simply declared more nights similar to this would persist, such as the night in Seattle when some guy in a top hat weaved across the yellow line on a BMX bike in traffic going down a meager incline, hollering OhHoHoooOHo NO BRAKES. I made no promise to tell you about these things and shant promise Edited August 24, 2018 by Bouvre
Bouvre Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 52 minutes ago, PowerKing said: It could be worse. You could be redlining your AC so you don't die of heat stroke and can't go outside because it's as humid as a sauna so you just spend your night sitting on the crapper practicing guitar, playing a casino game app and snorting Benadryl. Hot Florida nights! Id jerk off in front of a gator to experience nirvana as described here
PowerKing Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Bouvre said: Id jerk off in front of a gator to experience nirvana as described here It's only exciting if they haven't eaten in awhile. Otherwise they just lay there like a log. 1
Bouvre Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, PowerKing said: It's only exciting if they haven't eaten in awhile. Otherwise they just lay there like a log. Well I wouldnt jerk off in front of it if I wasn't hellbent on feeding it.
PowerKing Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Bouvre said: Well I wouldnt jerk off in front of it if I wasn't hellbent on feeding it. There actually is an "attraction" somewhere around here called "Gator Land". Unless it went out of business. Idk. Haven't been there since third grade field trip. The closest I've gotten to a swamp was a couple years or so ago at some restaurant/airboat rental joint out in the sticks. Had a gator quesadilla. 1
Bouvre Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, PowerKing said: There actually is an "attraction" somewhere around here called "Gator Land". Unless it went out of business. Idk. Haven't been there since third grade field trip. The closest I've gotten to a swamp was a couple years or so ago at some restaurant/airboat rental joint out in the sticks. Had a gator quesadilla. I so badly want to visit Florida.
PowerKing Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, Bouvre said: I so badly want to visit Florida. I'll show you all the cool stuff: The beach Gators SeaWorld A drive thru liquor store The racetrack And Busch Gardens Disney gonna cost you extra tho. 1
Codename: Jackass Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 I once saw a man nod off in the bathroom at work and drop his baggie of horse on the floor as he stumbled out. I just threw it away because nobody likes a snitch. I couldn't leave it. Wasn't gonna use it. He never came back anyway. 1
PowerKing Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, empty said: I once saw a man nod off in the bathroom at work and drop his baggie of horse on the floor as he stumbled out. I just threw it away because nobody likes a snitch. I couldn't leave it. Wasn't gonna use it. He never came back anyway. No shit, this exact thing has happened to me. Only difference is I threw away the rig and kept the bag. I'm ascared of needles.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 He took his rig but dropped the bag. I don't fuck with that shit, it was worthless to me.
PowerKing Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 39 minutes ago, empty said: He took his rig but dropped the bag. I don't fuck with that shit, it was worthless to me. It's just a square plug jammed into a soul-shaped hole. 1
Poof Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Bouvre said: I never claimed I'd document what's to come. I simply declared more nights similar to this would persist, such as the night in Seattle when some guy in a top hat weaved across the yellow line on a BMX bike in traffic going down a meager incline, hollering OhHoHoooOHo NO BRAKES. I made no promise to tell you about these things and shant promise Theyre good stories 1
Bouvre Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 11 hours ago, PowerKing said: I'll show you all the cool stuff: The beach Gators SeaWorld A drive thru liquor store The racetrack And Busch Gardens Disney gonna cost you extra tho. Thankfully Disney is the least of my interests. The rest sounds dope.
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