nameraka Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 and what should i steal on my way out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Always show up for the last day of work. No point in burning a bridge. And steal their hearts? Make them wish you weren't running like hell to somewhere else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 my calculus is that i'm never using this job as a reference because it's really off my career path. also, i was doing contract work in my field the whole time, so i don't really need it on my resume. besides, i've probably already burned the bridges with all the times i called out the last month. also, also, i really hated this fucking job. so... stapler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Is rolling in at 11am and stealing people's lunches from the fridge an option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 Is rolling in at 11am and stealing people's lunches from the fridge an option? yes. yes, that is very much an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Red swingline swipe one of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 Red swingline swipe one of those? i wish. they aren't that classy. i could make off with a shitload of hand sanitizer though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Always show up for the last day of work. No point in burning a bridge. And steal their hearts? Make them wish you weren't running like hell to somewhere else? Not really. It's his last day, so he can do whatever he wants. But shouldn't steal anything because then he'll be the #1 suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 i totally left the middle of my shift my last day and in the last week i was pretty much a klepto lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 i totally left the middle of my shift my last day and in the last week i was pretty much a klepto lol i totally bailed half way through my shift today and muttered something about "personal matter" on my way out. I still have personal time that i didn't get to use and i figure that's what they get for not paying that shit out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 i totally bailed half way through my shift today and muttered something about "personal matter" on my way out. I still have personal time that i didn't get to use and i figure that's what they get for not paying that shit out. my manager..the whole reason i was leaving...call me and started spazzing out...saying he was in the middle of buying stuff for my going away party...then started saying i didnt care about any of my coworkers and that i left them with a bunch of customers..i hung up in his face...fucking asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 my first two jobs i didn't go to my last day. i guess the first one i technically did but i was barely there. after that i've always been there for a last day. might as well, nothing they're going to make you do anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 and i totally fucked up inventory for the stockroom girl who was a humongous racist dumb bitch (racist against white people) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 my last day at my last job was a joke. i literally sat in my chair and played music all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 my calculus is that i'm never using this job as a reference because it's really off my career path. also, i was doing contract work in my field the whole time, so i don't really need it on my resume. besides, i've probably already burned the bridges with all the times i called out the last month. also, also, i really hated this fucking job. so... stapler? Show up for an hour, leave with the company Keurig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Show up for an hour, leave with the company Keurig. theres a keurig at work. im afraid to use it. like im perplexed as to why its there when we have a commercial coffeemaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 theres a keurig at work. im afraid to use it. like im perplexed as to why its there when we have a commercial coffeemaker last place i worked had both a keurig and an old fashioned coffee maker. they'd always fill the coffee maker but I never saw anyone use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 theres a keurig at work. im afraid to use it. like im perplexed as to why its there when we have a commercial coffeemaker When I worked an office job there were three throughout the building... and they provided K-cups... the coffee maker was far far away from my desk, but the closer keurig... I could make a cup of coffee and watch my phone while it was brewing, so if it rang I could sprint and grab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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