NaBarney

Check and mate, science.

I'm pretty sure you're not speaking from experience but okay.

Why don't you just start out by making some friends? Male, female, whatever.

Pierce the toilet tank

Do listen to this, though. Don't let her eat the Twizzlers after you hit her with them.

Okay. Well I don't think that's your ex's OkCupid profile, it's a fake account.

Peeps are the worst. The actual, non-hyperbolic worst

Don't listen to this. Buy a couple big bags of Twizzlers and use them to box her ears. What kind of hell is she raising in school?

Slap her across the face. Use a box of crackers so it won't leave a mark

Okay. One last question. When did you first see her OKC? How long ago did she link to it in a post she made on Facebook, and what was the context? Like did she just say "hey friends, check out my fake looking dating site profile with a 2013 pic and no information filled out!" ?

Only God is big enough to affect the environment. Pollution resulting from human activity can't possibly affect something so big as the planet in any way noticeable by little old us. The activities of our species have no effect on ocean acidification or greenhouse gases. Any slight effect we do have can't affect something as big as climate. It's too big! There's only 7 billion of us! We small, planet big! It impossible. - OP, Jingai, the Republicans, et al

Yeah, it's horrible

Okay, so let me get all this straight. You're 25 right now today, and she is 26 right now today, in 2017, correct? You first met her when you were an adult teen and "almost had a panic attack" because you thought she was underage. Okay. And as an adult teen, this was your 12th girlfriend at the time. Throughout your teen years you dated 11 girls prior to her. Okay... You dated for 2 years, she did something crazy while you were driving causing your car to be destroyed, you broke up and tried to sue her for damages, and the court dismissed the suit because you were both deemed unstable. Okay. For this reason she was "trying to kill you" until you got a restraining order and now she no longer is trying to kill you. Okay. Her current OKC profile pic has been on the internet since at least mid-2013, meaning it was taken either near the end of your relationship or soon after it had ended, but you had never seen it until she posted a link to her OKC on Facebook, which I personally have never seen anyone do, ever. Okay. Is everything here correct?

God put dogs here just like they are, to be our friends. If you think humans can control things like evolution and the environment you're absurd - Packard, Ginguy, and the entire Republican party

Okay, maybe she uses a years-old pic of herself in which she looks much different from the slightly older pic of her that you shared. Are you facebook friends w your ex who is trying to kill you? Also i don't understand this: Give me a timeline of events here. You dated her when she was 19 or 20, broke up, still talked to her, ??, she destroys your car, you sue, now she is trying to kill you?

The current OKC profile picture of your "ex" has been on the internet for several years, and the profile has all the hallmarks of a fake account.

I like how your counter is "No, in fact I don't believe in anthropogenic climate change AT ALL!" At least that like-minded retard Jingai will like your post

You're gonna be drunk at the school? Also I'm not sure how being overweight will help you

No, it didn't occur to me and now that you mention it I don't believe that to be the case.

I'm pretty sure lifting a few weights this weekend isn't going to make a difference if one of those towering 5'9 students decides to embarrass the shit out of you in front of all the underage hotties

This isn't your ex gf, this is a fake profile. https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Saya69/pictures?cf=profile If this is who you're referring to, she was never your girlfriend and isn't trying to kill you. Do you mean internet girlfriend? She might have told you she would be your internet girlfriend in order to try to get money however all those fake OKC profiles even manage to do that, but she wasn't your girlfriend in any real sense.

Ooh I hate this

Yeah if it's dinner and a show I'm probably a scratch for dinner and may or may not get to the show on time, but am definitely down for dinner or drinks and bar food afterward and usually wanting to stay until last call if anyone else at all is too. In that situation I don't mind phones out here and there since there's not that anxious rushy finite span of time to connect with others feel that comes with early meals and worrying about everyone's various schedules for the rest of the day. During regular lunch or dinner though yeah put that shit away and just be there. Plenty of time for phone play later.

Someone told me ie is good now but I do not believe it

You gotta hit em with the Sonic scores first