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NaBarney

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  1. My grandad was an illegal immigrant from Portugal
  2. http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2013/02/ancestor-all-placental-mammals-revealed "The ancestor of all placental mammals—the diverse lineage that includes almost all species of mammals living today, including humans—was a tiny, furry-tailed creature that evolved shortly after the dinosaurs disappeared, a new study suggests." Not a black man.
  3. That's a racist stereotype, contrary to what you read on stormfront black men don't father that many children
  4. Stormfront doesn't exist any more they took it away from us
  5. You and elephants and whales all have the same aquatic rat grandad. If that upsets you then stick to your Jesus stories
  6. The first time I remember a doctor grabbing my nuts he was an old Indian man and my little sister was in the room watching me, both of us in our paper gowns I didn't know why it was happening
  7. I feel like you aren't taking this seriously.
  8. Yeah but that's going back like crazy far
  9. All mammals are descended from one common mammalian ancestor. Rats, humans etc are just branches off the original basic rat stump or seed if you will that started it all for us furry warm blooded boyos. So yeah, you absolutely are related to and descended from rats. You didn't know that?
  10. Reptiles and birds come from dinosaurs, mammals are their own thing. You really don't understand this stuff
  11. Along the way they mixed with the ancestors of marsupials and big cats Obviously after so many thousands of years of interspecies fucking we're all pretty similar now but the eyes remain a key indicator of our diverse mammalian histories
  12. Go further back, monkeys come from rodents fool.
  13. See it all depends on what part of the world most of your blood comes from if you trace it back far enough down the evolutionary tree. Rodents have always been the dominant mammalian force on this planet so naturally their eye color is most represented. Outside of Australia, blue eyed people are much rarer than brown eyes because marsupials have carved out a niche living alongside rodentia in most places but are generally subservient to them (armadillos are the only marsupials native to North America, and they're kind of treated like a bitch by the other animal folx, hence why you need a lot of marsupial blood to overcome the rodent influence) Green eyes are the rarest of all as big cats can claim an area of hundred of miles as their territory and remain elusive and hidden from view
  14. Some people have green eyes which mean a significant # of their ancestors were descended from felines, brown eyed people are more descended from rodents, blue eyed people from marsupials
  15. Viper saying he'll never post here again, and for once it will be accurate
  16. I think most people just hope it miscarries
  17. NaBarney

    Cringeposting

    I wish the search worked so we could get all dozen or so of his last post ever's in one place
  18. NaBarney

    Cringeposting

    He needed to get in his daily pm's to the staff about banning zeni for constantly embarrassing him
  19. WELCOME TO THE EXECUTIVE TEAM PAT
  20. Post #48 in which you sound happy luuv died Two more and you get a free personal pan pizza
  21. Please shut up.
  22. That sucks zintar left. Hopefully he'll be back once this place is more of a normal forum and less like what it is now
  23. He'll yeaheahaeah
  24. In Eva, much like in real life, sometimes you need to kill an angel in order to escape hell
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