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Fuck this fat guy and fuck that bitch. Still, pretty silly how cartoonish they are. Though the sleazy, slimy fat guy does seem to be developing a conscious. How useful will this weapon be if they're stuck with this kid piloting it? They need to find some way around that. He isn't forgetting about his family, which is why he'll die next episode. We wouldn't have been introduced to them or had them brought up so many times otherwise.

Can somebody please slap this shit out of this kid?

I still can't get over that somehow living in space is supposed to make people understand each other better and then there would be no war...

No! Her condition worsened before she could reveal the plot point! The classmates are here? What the heck? Hey, that guy looks like the same guy that got assassinated.

So they made her sterile. Messed up. How the fuck is living in space supposed to do that? So that operating system took him over.

Oh, definitely. That's the only time anything that happens is actually clear.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened. Thanks for finally explaining, narrator. I swear, these recaps are the only time anything in this show makes sense. Seriously how the hell were we supposed to know that terrorist attack happened a hundred years ago or that that old guy had anything to do with it?

Hurt yourself with knives... still a horrible line.

Damn, the stone still got mailed! DAMN YOU TO HELL RELIABLE 1930s POSTAL SYSTEM! JoJo - I won't. Hahaha Aw, Susie Q. You have a such a way with women, JoJo. I like that hat. Like Indiana Jones. Holy shit, that dude's arms... Wait, was that a Pillar Man? Does he really have a soft spot for dogs? The Nazis really were hunting down artifacts for "power," just as JoJo and Indy assert. How can Von Stroheim possibly still be alive?! ROBO-HEIM!

ACDC you scum! Doesn't Caesar have some new tricks he can use here that would help? Eh? 2 types of Hamon? Hmmm.

I inspect everything with a magnifying glass pretty much. Not much escapes my notice. Certain things I can forgive more than others and certain things piss me off more than others. If something bothers me, you can believe you'll hear about it. Not like I never had any criticism for either of those series, either.

Oh god that's Stephanie Sheh doing a cheesy Italian accent. She doesn't recognize JoJo without the mask hahahaha. Rofl you have weird lips. HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA! No clothes will do just as well! Shouldn't she clean up the glass right away? Oh hell, one of the Susie Qs is fake! Probably this one. GOD DAMN IT ACDC STILL ISN'T DEAD! FUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT A CHEAPASS! YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!

That was hilarious!

Oh okay. It's from the Dragonball movies, then? I know I've seen it somewhere.

It's not bias. Certain shit just really sticks in my craw. If any other show pulled something like "I'M INTERESTED IN ADVENTURE, NOT ROMANCE!" I'd bitch too.

Is there a prize for winning the junior division besides sparring with Hercule? Either way that's lame! Why do bullies always pick the worst targets in anime? "Take that dumb mullet with you!" Okay I don't remember the junior tournament actually being shown at all. I must have forgot more stuff than I thought. Odd given how many times I watched the original.

Yeah the music and dialogue, voice-acting for this was funnier in the original dub. The "tricks" are still funny though. Vegeta is not amused lol. Such priceless faces.

Hercule's like oh shit hahahaha. Heh, that's the intro for Godzilla movies, isn't it? LOL Hmm, I remember this being funnier on the original.

They all came together. She doesn't know who they are hahahaha. Goku - "Your friend is a girl, right?" Krillin - "You got yourself a good one Gohan!" Videl - "I don't mean this as an insult, but you guys are weird." Whoa, first time we've heard the word gi in dub form! Hercule you idiot.

Which makes me wonder if she can train to get stronger. She's a cyborg, but the powers come from the cybernetics, which are set, sooo... I don't know? I mean we know a full-on machine like 16 would have to be physically upgraded to become stronger.

True. I wouldn't be surprised if Videl is stronger than Krillin, though.

So are the King and the tournament host literally the only people that remember Goku and the other people doing crazy stuff in the past tournaments or all the stuff that happened with King Piccolo? 18 hahahahaha Vegeta's just breaks the machine hahahahaha. One of my favorite parts. So is Piccolo breaking those cameras canon or filler? Hercule is such an idiot. Aww Videl.

Plenty of people, women included, are capable of jet setting and traveling the world, all the while with someone, or meeting people, hooking up with them. She didn't say that, though, did she? She didn't say she didn't want to be with that guy in particular. That would've actually made sense. Instead, the show calls attention to the NO ROMANCE ONLY ADVENTURE thing as transparently, right in front of your face as possible, by having a character literally say it. :

It's not a nonsensical gripe when the show is being hypocritical. I don't see how that's any better. In fact, it sounds even worse. She wants to travel the world but not end up in love? Really? STUPID. As I said, it would've been much simpler if Nami had simply said she wasn't interested in being with him. He's a gross pervert mostly made out of recycled dead animal parts. It's understandable. Instead, we're obnoxiously force fed this whole spiel of putting THE ADVENTURE above falling in love... : Because Oda just couldn't resist.