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A hundred vampires? Why do they wait until now to employ fodder? Wamu is all about honor. Kars, not so much. But he does seem to have a soft side (remembering the dog and flower). Wow Lisa Lisa has planned this out perfectly. That's a nice proposition Lisa Lisa.

Wtf... that door? It's a fist? No wait that's not a door! Oh hey a vampire. I forgot they could make more with the masks. What the hell is with this guy? What is he wearing? Jeez this guy is fruity as hell. Now his hair is gone. The hell? Well at least this chump will give us a chance to see what Lisa Lisa can do. Delayed death hahahaha. Okay it's a promise to Caesar now but it's still silly to wait to use it. Wamu healed fast.

Oh wow you're right. We're five minutes late!

The U.S. Navy is protecting us from the cyber-attacks of Moltar? o_O

Yeah she's pretty great.

Chichi would have money if Goku wasn't a deadbeat that never worked. Mighty Mask you don't know your own name? Goku didn't know she was Hercule's daughter. The only resemblance to her father is eye color! Yeah Krillin is not the person I would run to for romantic help. Vegeta drew Goku's number... nice.

I'd call it more ignorance than malicious racism.

That was made up after the fact.

He didn't before?

LOL Piccolo "I heard that!" Angry roided bald guys. I'm sure they're nothing to worry about... "That's something you don't see every day. A guy shaped like a pear!"

Yeah but it's still hard to get used to not calling him Hercule, lol.

Yeah, haha. Didn't even know what his deal was. Actually seemed threatening in this intro back then.

Majunior! Well he did go by Junior in the other tournament! But yeah Piccolo seems to think people would remember his father... even though the King and the tournament announcer are the only people that seem to remember the deeds of Goku and others. Goku is dead and therefore not hungry... but keeps eating anyway. LOL great impression Krillin! Why is Gohan even bothering to keep up this charade of Hercule's strength for Videl's sake? She's bound to find out anyway sooner o later. Have we ever seen Vegeta eating before this? In any case he's got the same appetite as Goku it seems. Piccolo doesn't need to eat. We've already established this, Gohan. When we first met this character his intentions weren't exactly clear. Thought he was a bad guy at first.

Trunks isn't sure to make of what just happened. ROFL as soon as Hercule gets inside IT HURTS SO MUCH! Trunks and Goten up to mischief. What the fuck is that guy wearing? It's a worse outfit than Great Saiyaman! Hmm that's not the story they told to fool this goof int he old dub was it? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH A GREAT DISGUISE!

So, that was a thing. The opening battle was cool but short. And why did KFC get out of the mech? Creative mech design by the way. Now we've gone into the videogame mode. What the fuck. Just... what the fuck to just about everything here. This was demented. It seemed more like an Adult Swim thing than a Toonami thing. Then again, they did give Oshii complete creative freedom.

Yep, if you really want to motivate Goku, you've got to put innocents and people he cares about in danger. Beerus has figured this out quickly. Beerus is playing hacky sack with a death ball. There ya' go, just destroy/cancel out the energy ball with your own blast. If Beerus really wanted to make it tough on Goku he could've sent those energy orbs flying in all different directions. If they're blind to god energy then why does Vegeta seem to know what's going on? Ah hell, Goku is going to get a full course now.

Piccolo... there's nothing you can do it has to be left to Goku, but the only reason Goku can even do anything is because people gave their power over to him... It makes me wonder how techniques like Super Saiyan and Super Saiyan God got lost to history. I mean, there obviously weren't any pure-hearted Saiyans on Planet Vegeta by the time we met them in the series. And well, Vegeta was able to turn Super Saiyan because his heart was "pure... pure evil." How the hell is he compacting an energy ball? It's no fun for Beerus if Goku hasn't figured out how to use Super Saiyan God to its full potential yet. Yeah Beerus pretty much does everything for the lulz.

Wow, flashes of light in the darkness as weapons clash against each other. Awesome. This battle is great. Hmm, it's some kind of ancient mausoleum. Forget killing someone without realizing they aren't a robot.... Jack may not get out of this alive! It wasn't easy, but he beat one of them. Annnd hell, Jack just realized they aren't machines. Not good. But Jack himself didn't come out of this unscathed. Into the river and... Why did the building explode? Did the ninja girls do that? Next week - It seems Jack realizes they are people, but ultimately, he has to defend himself. These girls have been brainwashed and trained since birth. I don't see him getting through to any of them.

Haha, Aku keeps his flaming eyebrows in a nightstand drawer! Aku faking not caring about Jack. Talking to a therapist copy of himself! Ah so sending Jack into the future itself caused him to not age. I can see that. Great now he's hallucinating himself suggesting suicide. Oh hell the ninja girls are tearing Jack up! Lost his bike, armor, weapons already! Hello Zelda commercial with unfitting music. Great, today we get our preview for the show even more EDGY than Akame Ga Kill. I mean okay you gotta take One Piece off because of bad ratings.... BUT YOU GIVE US THIS INSTEAD?!

I think it was to show that even though Samurai Jack is darker now there will still be some light-hearted stuff. It can't be all dreary all the time!

Bleh

I don't know I think we spent enough time with Caesar to grow attached. He got plenty of development and screen time. Besides, it's not the length of time spent with a character, but how it is spent.

I could have sworn there were other non-robot enemies, though? I think they couldn't be confused for robots, though. Jack doesn't know these girls aren't since they're wearing masks and look like typical Aku minions.