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Anti-laser defenses?! Blasphemy! Why is Melfina just going along with them without asking any questions? She was freaking when she first woke up but now she seems pretty chill. Oh great who are these weirdos? So they're ThunderCats? Drinking will make you LESS nauseous, Gene?! STOP SCREAMING!

Thanks for that informative intro, narrator. Paintballs of doom and a taser! We waited two weeks for this chump?! "Terrans?" So that's a confirmed alien then.

DBZ was my gateway but Sailor Moon was definitely right behind it. And yes of course I had seen Voltron, Speed Racer, and Robotech(!), but we didn't know they were anime or what that was heh.

The Trunks thing was a special though, like Bardock.

Ok this dog was obviously retconned in after the fact, seeing as it was never referenced in the previous flashback with Jiraiya training them. Or, you could have just stayed where you were with your food hustling thing you had going. You were doing ok. Aww, they gave a bunch of the food back. Cute masks.

Pretty sure that's canon?

Gamabunta is already drinking and relaxing while Naruto is STILL talking to Pain. That was idiotic. Why the hell did the dad charge the ninjas? Land of Rain, more like Emo Land. With how much of an edge lord Pain is I can't believe he didn't eat the dog. So that's how he met Konan and Yahiko. FUCK YOU DOG GET YOUR OWN FOOD! You know bread on its own isn't really that filling and satisfying. Ok those gulping sounds are getting annoying. These brats ain't Aladdin. They're clearly stealing more food than they need.

The dudes are after Lupin too. Umm, Fujiko never loved Lupin. She'd toy with him, but that's about it. I thought he looked like the Count. Lupin is aleady in love with every woman in the world. Hmm looks like Fujiko touched a nerve. WELL THAT GOT DARK FAST. He stuffed his wife in a barrel of wine! Rebecca... T__T And there's that Dream of Italy thing again...

LUPIN DON'T FIGHT IT GOD DAMN IT MAN!

Why is she with that monkey-face guy? Lovesick Pig... the fuck. Why a pig? Lupin you were far from a smooth operator tonight. That "butler" is suspicious. Beautiful parkour Rebecca! <3 Heh, like the two girls' styles on display here. Somebody dun switched the wine! Ruh-roh!

Rebecca! <3 Two-timin' Lupin! He steals girls hearts too! Oh you got yourself into it now Lupin!

As minimal as it may have been at times, at least those characers were developed!

Oh NOW Kaneki is going to help, after tons already died pointlessly on both sides. Still, this has to be the first logical thing he's done all season!

Retribution? That's pretty demented and retarded, Yomo. So Kaneki isn't going to use is OP abilites to help, even though he only transtormed to save them in the first place... Wow you're a piece of shit Eric Vale ghoul. Wait what the hell happened with The Gourmet? So much for his non-lethal creedo.

Well, time for THE DEVIL APE and That One Girl At The Counter to show their stuff! They're leaders of their own factions?! BULLSHIT! YOU CANNOT JUST ASSPULL TO THAT DEGREE! You damn dirty ape! Vash the Stampede is here apparently. No, you're just full of shit, old man.

Oh thank God.

Not your Dojima girl? What does that even mean? That person was barely a character. "I can fend for myself, and I'm a big girl, not a little girl, I'll prove it by kissing you!" ??? What was all that crying over the paper airplane about? I'd say a translation caption would help, but with this show... The CCG is as tired of all the fucking coffee as the rest of us.

No, your father was obsessed with sadistically torturing and killing ghouls...

DID YOU JUST INTRODUCE MORE CHARACTERS, SHOW?!

I didn't even recognise him out of his work clothes. Damn he looks bland and generic as fuck.

Now we go from the highest of highs to the buzzest of kills. Blah.

The cliche of anime characters always wearing their school uniforms is addressed by Joseph and Avdol! Talking underwater through Stands? Does that explain the "telepathy" earlier? Hmm, he's not out yet! He's got barnacles, a whirlpool, and scales! Yep falling into the eye is the way to go. He planted bombs too! Bastard! Dio REALLY doesn't want them to get to Egypt. That's just the rescue ship, right? Heh-heh-heh... FUCK

I could tell that was a girl right off the bat, heh. "How dare you feel me up you perv!" What the... are they telepathic now? IS THE KID THE STAND USER LOL Well this Captain is suspicious as fuck. Okay so how did he take the form of the captain? Well that was over faster than expected! JoJo whooped him! ABRUPT COMMERCIAL BREAK

Power of Creation > Power of Destruction Suck it Beerus!

So does KO give the same power reading as dead? They didn't sense Gohan and assumed he was dead? I mean, I know it was too dangerous to investigate because of Buu, but...