Vamped

You can't do all those things without marriage though? I still don't see the benefits besides reinforcing traditional gender roles where the women get the short end of the stick. Marriage is great, I'll never cook my own meals or do my own laundry .... I'll just be over here scratching my balls through my pants pocket and complaining about my wife at work.

Men wanting to control women is not new. Why do you think those old white dudes care about women having access to abortions? They don't give a fuck about babies Those southern Baptist fools don't even let women be head of churches. Marriage for them does get you somebody to raise your annoying ass kids that you don't even like, free laundry and meal service ... and some unlubriated missionary if you play your cards right.

Probably need an act of pure villainy to magically erase half the population ... like Thanos .... or dropping a space colony on Australia like in Gundam. Can't remember how they cured global warming in Frisky Dingo though

Marriage is just a bastion of the patriarchy and a means of control so why would it be successful when you don't need to be married to have your own life. Beyond that though ... the topic of marriage is problematic at best especially with older people. All of them (that I know) are miserable in their marriages but "you NEED a husband. " For what? Then they come at you with things like ... to lead and guide the family and once again I'm like .... which of your husbands are doing that cause all I see is fucking off and fucking around and y'all doing everything for the privilege (?) of saying me and my husband Pass.

Trump said he was the reason Juneteenth is recognized so widely and the whites on this very message board agreed ... but a day off is a day off. I vow to do better next year

Damn forgot to take today off after I said was going to last year

Gonna be a weak ass vampire with no blood at all.

I hope you call that character Dr. Jankle for real

We need a Valium to read it?!

... the covid doesn't explain why you're not wearing pants sir

Porn parody?

You ... uh babbling incoherently?

Prolly not his target demographic here

Way back when I was actually using Facebook I would always see men posting about how women dump on father's day so I'm not trying to comandeer it from any of the dad's out there dadding

Did you train in seedy massage parlor giving out happy endings??!

So ... was there even any massages happening??

They donated some jizz and bounced. Then my grandpa was like .. hey that's not fair I'm gonna take you and randomly show up on this man's door step when I was like ...6ish? to ... I assume make him feel guilty or whatever. So the sperm donor gave me this random bear (and child suppot) that belonged to one of his other kids because it had a hole in the throat .. and I kinda never wanted to go talk to him again. My mom never said anything bad about him and they were always like if you wanna talk to him you can. I just never did because .. for what? If he dies, he dies.

It's only one thread non-dad

Are you saying your government name isn't Ghostrek?! .... or

Now all that's left is to get bitches