Vamped

FLORIDA?????

Sir WHAT??

We all know what it is

You understand that we get the dog and the chips and you get Ghostrek right?

Okay ... let's do it. We'll trade you Ghostrek to do with as you wish for like .... one corgi puppy and .... uh .... a bag of Ruffles

Is Spiderman's suit a one piece super suit? How do the spider people keep their suits closed?

Consent is too hard .... you just go up to em and grab em by the genitals to see if their assets are past their prime Sorry ma'am but that coochie's a lil expired Unfortunately sir .... that dick has gone bad.

Thought you just wanted to randomly remind everybody that Kudasai's dad definitely smashed that woman on his massage table.

Why wait? Watch Striking Vipers today

When he slid that chair out to him

"Asset that's past its prime" sounds problematic to me though if I'm being honest

See ... I told you if you watched Striking Vipers before you would know

So ... what you're saying is its okay to be like .... "and your dick is trash" on the way out then?

Damn .... you told that lady her coochie is past its prime to her face???

Opening msg: "Ive never dated a black girl before but" .... well dont start now *block*

I dont like people. You could be talking about how awkward/unnerving one particular quest in Cyberpunk 2077 is and then oh here's my dick get off my phone .... and its not even an impressive one

Im hurting myself listening to this but I dont know why I cant stop

Im thinking about taking some ASL classes ... but also dont want to be assigned homework

Take care of yourself. Do something to distract yourself and lift your spirits a little then get some rest. Can I offer you a meme in these trying times ?

Somebody said I was too horny because I posted Miguel O'Hara on the honeybun box That's the mildest media I've consumed regarding Miguel

Sir look .... I need you to clear this sentence up Getting with a girl and high school needs to be fixed ASAP

violators will be prostituted

Its like Love Death + Robots But I wanna say Black Mirror came out first None of the episodes connect story wise .... but there maybe some common things that show up here and there in the episodes