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This guy seems really cool. He actually bought seafood at a fish market and kept them as pets? 😮

Aww there was a famous crab that wore hats, Howie, she died recently too. There’s no joy in this world anymore ☹️

Zero percent chance Musk doesn’t get the contract himself

I mean, they auto said it wasn’t suspicious so you can put the magnifying glass down, Sherlock. even Hackman’s daughter said she suspects carbon monoxide poisoning

Damn him, his wife and their dog ☹️ RIP

Child in Texas died from measles. First death from the illness in a decade https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Health/1st-measles-death-linked-outbreak-texas-confirmed-child/story?id=119208967 on the upside people have been getting vaccinated in record numbers in TX now

Apparently Bondi released the Epstein file and Patel has it completely redacted but there’s this. I’m not sure if this was part of what was released and they forgot this or if this was leaked previously. Could be fake altogether. Even if it’s real MAGA won’t care that Trump engaged in sexual acts w a 13yo

Idk why that tweet made Cherry want to kill Musk but yeah he was telling people who he was honestly probably for the first time ever. Musk is a bitch though I thought he was all about the free speech. Little micro blogs fantasizing about his death is free speech 101, I thought 😆

Someone was recently arrested for threatening Elonia Musk-Trump. They said they were gonna gut him and parade his dead corpse through the streets Pro Tip if you wanna kill a high value target. Don’t talk. Just do that shit. https://nypost.com/2025/02/26/us-news/troll-arrested-for-threatening-to-gut-elon-musk/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app

Maybe the military always reads Miranda rights? Don’t feel bad about being naive. I am too about shit. I had to get an affirmation notarized to renew my license. When I notarized documents I don’t charge for it. It’s $2, I figure fuck it, but ofc I don’t expect to not be charged but I expect to be charged $2. Bitch charges me $5. I told her “whaddya mean, five dollars?!?” She asked me with fuckin attitude “why, how much do you have?” “I’m a notary. You notarized an oath of affirmation for renewal, you know I know you can only charge $2” long story short I threw the $5 at her after she rolled her fuckin eyes st me that second time

They say she had a liver transplant shortly before she died. They don’t say why she needed the liver only that her death isn’t being treated as suspicious.

JD Vance is off playing D&D with his buddies and favorite couch somewhere. He only comes out on full moons, to break ties, say stupid shit, and spread lies. He then goes back into his hidey-hole, everyone gasps “what the fuck was that?!?” as they feel a hot breeze, coughing out kicked up dust, caused by the speed in which he returns to his hovel.

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RIP

Mass resignation letter from the USDS

Yeah my public defender said that was TV shit. It could very well be a violation of our rights but it doesn’t matter. Idk if there’s a fine print to the law plebs like us don’t know about, or what, but getting arrested and thinking “no one read my Miranda rights” as a means for getting charges dismissed is fantasy in most cases

lol getting read your Miranda rights is a joke. The first time I was ever searched and arrested I told my public defender that I was never read my rights. Dude laughed in my face.

Things I will continue to do Huff glue Smoke weed Eat hot chips lie lol idk

Things Pooh is probably giving up for the next 4 years Plane Travel Eating Meat Eating Dairy Getting a job in a shirtwaist factory

And absolutely under no circumstances are you to cross THIS line and I mean it! _

Roberta Flack was a genius who got accepted into Howard University at 15 https://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/roberta-flack-was-child-piano-prodigy-44muue/25195/ https://www.thatericalper.com/2025/02/24/5-surprising-facts-about-roberta-flack/

Translation “I didn’t have anything to do with the horrible deal sleepy Joe(proposal was probably fine) came up with so I killed it”

Musk sent a second email to federal workers and this time he said they’ll definitely be terminated if they don’t answer. They absolutely should not answer.

Fuckin Israel siding with Russia against Ukraine is the second most disgusting thing they’ve done. US is in some lonely fuckin company, a tell ya. Trump is too fuckin stupid to understand what he’s giving up. It’s not just some philosophical standing that we’re losing here.

They definitely didn’t get it at all. It was like Trump walking on stage to the song “fortunate son” having no idea the song was against people like him.