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Shit. And my jinx continues

I tried lol I was like c’mon no one cares. I’ll spend $ here. It’s better for everyone. Apparently people that pay big $ care about bums like me sneaking in. Such snitch bitch ass mother fuckers. Sad.

Lol I got marched out I’m too old for sad eyes but every concession makes me show id cuz they say “you look under 40” I told her I love her

No D for you

*drunken slurring* you ain’t speshul in your suite. Duck you. But with an F and not the D

It totally isn’t I’m pretty sure I can go anywhere I want. I’ll talk to the security. There was zero security in the 300s but they’re half ass paying attention to the more $$$ seats. I wanna sneak into a suite 😆

Slinking my way to da floor

Some dude wanted to buy me a drink cuz I cracked him tf up. Been a long time since my humor got me free shit I said no but thanked him tremendously for his offer. I can’t take free drinks my man might’ve gotten rightfully upset over it

Stadium is cash free that should not even be legal my cash is legal tender.

they’ve had several

Big ass Ferris wheel

A lot of Miami fans up here. Fuck outta here a lung fish

Not even 5 min 7-0 Miami 😆

Thinking about how after this jet game how me an my bf will be fighting if we don’t check out the recreational dispensary after. Imma need all the weed cuz I’ll be feeling paranoid af. risking covid for a losing season in high altitude seats fuckin hell 💩

Yoooo there’s a recreational dispensary real close by the stadium. Lol now I’m glad I’m going. I asked my other half he’s like “we’ll see how we feel after” see how we feel? Wtf he knows exactly how we gonna feel. Fuck I’ll walk. I can see him yelling at me now ”GET BACK IN THE FUCKIN CAR. GET BACK IN HERE RIGHT NOW!” 💩 “see how we feel” like he don’t know we’re gonna be feeling bad. He’s so optimistic. It’s why I love him 😆

Lol getting a head start on my bat shit bananas bullshit

Imma throw up on his boss and everything maybe I’ll blow my bf at our seats to get ultra mega b&

Imma get sloppy day drunk so they never invite me again. I’ll be drunk af posting by noon. Bet. 💩

Definitely going to the game today. Don’t wanna go. Don’t wanna hear their shit takes. I don’t even have to go to know the Jets lose 45-9 💩

How come there’s so many cool designs on bathroom tile. If I took tracing paper I’d get a bunch of far out shit. Lol shit. Tile. Bathroom.

I shoulda made a bet that White would be intercepted off a deflection/batted pass “I’ll take $100 on the fuck up and $200 on Chris Collinsworth mentioning when he played football no less than 5 times on whichever game he’s calling” *has no idea what a prop bet is or how they work* 💩

Seriously though during pre game there was so many beer and betting ads that it was pretty obvious someone was trying to get people hammered, then open sports betting accounts before kick off 💩

But instead they show life insurance for people over 70 💩