nameraka

objective truth.

jesus. i've driven that stretch waaay too many times. it's hell. the only worse stretch i've driven was I-90 east-west through south dakota. you can go for like a half hour without even seeing another car. nothing but prairie grass.

free your mind and your ass will follow

have you tried this?

i've never been there either.

how the fuck did you get my picture?

chopper command

what do you mean? i have a very positive outlook.

also, when you wake up in the morning and you didn't die in your sleep.

you've probably contracted the death. it will all be over soon.

that's what you get for eating all that junk food.

What was the coolest and least... um... coolest sight you've seen. Coolest: the dead sea, israel least cool the corn palace, mitchell, SD.

inorite?

Naaah uhnnnn... Blech.

I often make the vulcan salute when i wave to people. i don't say anything. i just want to see if they notice.

that is, indeed, a fun fact.

thank you for not judging me...

i recuse myself

every day sometimes more than once i am a filthy, filthy person...

the cap lock is located to the left of the letter "a". you're welcome. paid in full.