nameraka

i know right? i barely remember making it.

this is the part where benvolio shows up so we don't actually have to fight, right? it's just... i pulled a muscle the other day and i haven't had time to see my massage therapist this week so... maybe we could just reschedule?

oh it's on.

No. but this quarrel is going nowhere if one of us doesn't grow a pair...

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?

why? that's so mean.

Do you quarrel?

mine's all just a bunch of 1's and 0's.

you should try...

I... accept this...

Also, your penis is racist...

But does that mean your penis can be racist even if you aren’t?

I feel awkward just eating this.

Idk. Isn’t sexual attraction a combo of biology and subconscious? Can you be racist without making a conscious choice? Is that still even racism?

leave me alone i'm drunk.

this is a terrible idea for a thread i shouldn't post this it's just gonna be a flame baiting cess pool of dumbshittery... i'm gonna just delete it. fuck... how do i do that? i am so fucking drunk right now...

there's sex involved either way though right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

i literally didn't understand a word of that. can anyone here identify this accent please?

grading shitty essays. then making some posole in the instant pot to be washed down with whatever tequila is on sale this week. hope it's lunazul...

thank you i feel vindicated.

i resent your implication that i am somewhat human.