nameraka

*bails furiously*

I feel this helped but I'm not sure how...

don't just stand there pointing and laughing call someone.

i already have that one.

tried this the other day. was pretty good.

The worst kind of people...

not as rude as that "good morning" shit they try to pull. who the fuck even says that?

i hate you. fuck off and die.

a lot of people have pissed on the alamo... about the time the mexican army breached the walls.

I've tried this. I passed out.

recommend one. preferably one that doesn't make my penis explode.

oh yeah. i remember hearing that on an oldies station at some point. i spent several years looking for this one. it was harder to figure that shit out pre-internet. i knew it was sarah mclachlan, but i couldn't find it on any of her albums.

i think that only counts as manly if you eat it raw.

you should be careful. aquaman doesn't take kindly to people talkin' smack about his lady that way.

i always appreciate the odd vonnegut reference.

i prefer this method.

damn that's manly... *throws back a brewsky*

I would try this.

Everything I know about the Alamo I learned from watching old episodes of Disneys Davey Crockett.

If so,you weren’t there.

i actually know quite a bit about fishing. (saltwater) hunting not so much.

nope don bluth. the secret of nihm.

he should be justin. captain of the guard.

huh. i'll have to try that the next time i go surf fishing for snook.

what kind of lure did you use?