Swimmod_Luna

Pegging

He's either lying about the job or he really over-exaggerates his persona for this place. No way someone as weird as him could keep it together enough for a job like that. Or any job really. To be fair those kinds of places (schools for at-risk kids) tend to be chronically understaffed and easier to get hired at than one might think. I could see him being able to get hired but no way he'd be able to keep that job for as long as he has if everything he says here is true.

He's on vacation making love to beautiful legal teens. I wish I could find a Teacher's Aide job that would allow me to afford all these weeks long vacations like he can...

Me too thanks

How's that

Idk I thought it sounded good in theory

This "Caramelicious" salted caramel chocolate Milk Stout tastes nothing like salted caramel or chocolate.

UR NOT REAL

so is AIDS

thats why u need to seek it duh

u need to seek MY DICK

Everything I have is so weak how am I supposed to get drunk at this rate

Jk I'm not changing anything I'm already perfect Also I haven't even started drinking yet but I'm already super giddy for some reason. Let's go bois.

The fuck is jiffy bread

Yeah that feels like the "true" ending to me. Feels the most Black Mirror-esque ending to me of the ones I got.

That's the point tho. Colin was cool.

I just wonder how much of that was real and how much was in his head.

All my friends are posting about it. And Bird Box. Whatever that is.

I got that meta Netflix one. I thought it was funny <_< I'm a sucker for meta humor so that whole part was great to me. I didn't get that one yet. I got the one where Decided that was a good stopping point for the night.

Yeah just one for now. It's a Choose Your Own Adventure.

In the best way possible. Still need to go back and get more endings for it.

Imma be salty if they decrease my mileage reimbursement amount because of this. At my last job they did that once when gas prices went down.

I actually have one but I've never used it

Tastes like hot creamer water

wut