Swimmod_Luna

Gotta get that money tho

Yay working with a sore throat

That's not how the song goes 0/10

What phone u got? I'm still running Nougat haven't gotten the option to download Oreo yet.

Did u get fired yet

Well I usually don't get the weekend off at all I just get one or two weekdays off a week.

He's like a foot taller than me.

Why is your insurance so bad.

I'm 5'1" I can't reach shit. Kidney moved some plates from the first shelf to the second in one of the cabinets in the kitchen and I legit thought we'd lost all of them because I couldn't see them behind a bowl.

Fuck ur mom

Fuck yeah It almost feels like I have a normal job now

One advantage to having my hours cut is these extra days off. Would have had the weekend anyway because I get the weekend off every three weeks or so and was due to get it. But Labor Day Monday off is a nice little bonus. 10 bucks says they'll call me at least 5 times in the three days I have off asking me if I want to pick up on any shifts. Anyone wanna make bets on how many times they'll call me?

Yeah, no. That's not how hotels work. You have to give them a credit card at the start of your stay.

Did your mom finally kick you out? How did you stay at a hotel with no money anyway.

More like, trying to give yourself an eye infection.

Why would you be on your last pair if you got the prescription way back in January? You have to replace them every 2-4 weeks depending on what kind you have.

you're a disgusting pervert

I don't have enough ducks

So glad I finally killed that dork... So quiet...

A 20 year old is a millennial, Zeni. You need to go after Generation Z.

Well at least you'll be able to get unemployment. Very that free money.

Just go get a loan for all that bro. I'm being totally serious btw

Why not dude just go house hunting for a huge mansion and then when you find one you like buy it and skip out on the mortgage it totally works you can get free housing.

Ur pretty gross