Mr Owl

So criminal theft damage to private property ...... Yup he's fucked

Wtf?

I dunno still looks a tiny bit slimer than fuggz

Well are they only in one tree?

Well they tend to do alot of damage

You need to get an exterminator

You got the tent caterpillars?

You don't like interacting with nature?

Welcome

Get out of the house and breath fresh air? Hell yeah!

Orly?

That would drive me insane

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gape #2

Wouldn't it be considered gaping?

well you could install a few zappers but they're at least earning their keep by eating all the pests

They're very bright I managed to light up 5 of my neighbors yards with just one so it paid for itself

Depends on the weather if it's wet season it's every damn week once in a blue moon I've done it twice in the same week But if it's a dry summer it's 2 sometimes 3 weeks I'm not gonna kill it during a heat wave

Colonoscopy

Now you got some ammo Now when I was talking about the lights I meant this is what I have https://www.menards.com/main/electrical/light-bulbs/led-light-bulbs/gt-lite-500w-replacement-high-lumen-bulb/gt-cb-100/p-1487834580445-c-7482.htm?tid=4516437840687789899&ipos=14

Oh you could of taken a pet laser and aimed it right at him

Same ones

You would hate me as a neighbor All I buy is bright outdoor lights