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If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

PS4 because you know you are truly a weeb at heart.

You know, I'm pretty sure this is considered spam, and I have a personal rule where I only hit the report button on scam artists and potential kiddie peddlers. So . . .

Chapter 7 Kagome Meets Fugg's Hooha Kagome heard rumors that there was a black woman staying at the local ryokan (Japanese inn). Somehow, in this shitty universe I've contrived, the owners of the ryokan managed to survive from the tsunami that killed most of their neighbors. I mean, it hadn't even been a month since the tragedy, and now it's back to business as usual. Anyway, Kagome had never heard of a black woman before. She needed to see what one was for herself. She slid the wooden door entrance of the ryokan's first room open and it broke because it was made in China. It actually fell right on top of her. The black woman didn't seem to give one shit about Kagome's ordeal, not even turning her back around to see what the commotion was. Classic fuggs, making everything about her before anything could be about her. Oh right, you weren't supposed to know who the black woman was yet. Well fuck your exposition expectations. "Are you a black woman?" inquired Kagome. "No," said fuggs. "lol," said Kagome. fuggs decided to talk to Kagome like she was one of her insurance clients. She got all uppity and was ready to talk over Kagome when she felt like it. "Okay, now what the fuck you want bitch?" "Um . . ." Kagome was at a loss for words. She wanted to meet a black woman, but the person in front of her told her she wasn't one. "Bitch, do not waste my time. There are many other clients on the line." "Line?" "So it's gonna be like that. You gonna play dumb. Uh huh, it looks like you haven't even met your fucking deductible yet." "What the fuck are you even talking about?" Kagome was started to get annoyed. "No way bitch. We are on a recorded line, so I suggest you watch your fucking language." "But you're . . " "Silence, bitch. As I was saying, the deductible has not been met, and your vaginitis is not a diagnosis covered by your copay." Kagome had had enough. "Vaginitis? What the honest fuck?" fuggs pulled her pants down. "Now this is what a healthy vagina is supposed to look like." Kagome was mesmerized by fugg's hooha. She then got ripped off and had to pay her entire 200,000 yen deductible, even though she had already met it from her failed pregnancy earlier this year. End of Chapter 7

Thank you for giving me the full credit I deserve.

If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

Jesus never said his word abrogates the laws of the Old Testament.

Then why did God destroy Sodom and Gomorrah? Have YOU actually read the Bible? (no) It's fairy tale bullshit full of contradictions anyway.

You should name it "Captain Kirk has a sex with Kagome . . . AGAIN"

Little did you know, they resolved this by sucking each other's dicks, for vaping is for queers. This was just a dramatic play before the fact.

Doesn't futa waifu have a 5ft dick? And you make fun of fugg's for needing big dick.

Beggars can't be choosers. Oh @1938 Packard

He has a minster dong. Do try to keep up.

@ghostrek

If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

I remember paying 3.25 per gallon this summer. Now, it's down to 2.35. I don't expect this to last, but damn.

Honey, you'll be sweating now that you'll be working and using a vibrator at the same time.

Wonderful. All that does is make me improvise a bit. Put that warning that any resemblance to any one real is completely coincidental and that this is a work of fiction. And if that doesn't work, I can improvise even more.

Meanwhile, Soulja Boy is selling a Chinese console with hundreds of games from multiple platforms such as the NES, SNES, and PS1. Some people are hoping he gets his ass sued by Nintendo into oblivion.