midnight

Cold. They seem to take everything out of you, even after you get over it. At least for the first few days.

We have water spigots all over the place. We have 5 in the front yard, and I don't even know how many in the backyard. We have an actual fire hydrant that has been modified to use a regular hose as well. The 100 ft hose I had, snapped off last year, and I just haven't gotten a replacement for it until today. I need it to be that long, so I can pressure wash the patio.

I believe there are still a few states that have opted out of the time change. I think only a few still stick to standard time. I have never understood why this needed to be a thing. It's a pain in the ass having to set a shit ton of clocks, especially the ones in the vehicles.

Back in my younger years, daylight savings time wasn't a thing. It was just standard time. We didn't have to change the clocks twice a year. We didn't change them at all.

You know what I meant.

Old enough to still think when I see someone talking about cock and pussy, they're talking about chickens and cats.

spring forward this Sunday. I hate the time change. I remember when there was only one time. It was this time setting we are in now.

I really like this. I may have to commission you to make me one. Of course, I will pay for materials and your time.

I'd give you 50 bucks to never take your top off again.

Zeni saying "Hey baby." Now that sounds horrifying.

Oh man, I am too old to have body goals. I eat whatever I want. I love food, and I'm only alive once. That being said, we don't eat fast food, or even eat out much. We like to cook, and we cook a lot. I think I am getting a little hungry now. I used to be in great shape. I worked out. I exercised. I ate well. Drank lots of water and grapefruit juice. I ran a couple of miles a day. Lots of salads. I have been off that wagon a long time.

but we got a shit load of paint. Some deck stain and water seal. Got a limb cutter, that reaches 14 feet. Potting soil. A couple of hoses. Those fuckers are expensive. I think I might do some pressure washing tomorrow, so we can get started on the painting. Got to till the ground too, to get the garden ready. Got to fire up the tiller and make sure it's tuned up. I need to do some weed eating too, but might wait until the grass is mowed the next time. Got to get some posts, and get the flower beds going next. Lots to do outside.

Sounds kinky.

That's badass. Very cool.

Interstates are 70, regardless of vehicle. Semi's tend to move faster, because they are getting paid by the mileage. The quicker they can get there, the better for them. They haul ass here.

I'm going to make some burritos soon. Just coming off of salisbury steaks. I'm too pooped to even think about food.

Do you get your food stamps on the first of the month, or is it on the 15th?

I've got a great post in dumpster fires if you need some meal ideas.

Alright. Alright. I have never heard the head referred to as a bean before. I learned something new today. Make that two things. Never heard of it referred to as a noodle either. I am behind the times.

I don't know what her bean is, so I'll just take your word for it.

Still Me: Lunch break head surgeries and Pastries. A how to book.

Naraku4656: Not to be confused with the Naraku with the bird on his head.

Shh. Fixed.

How to make the Little Mermaid your bitch, in just 20 short years.

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat shit for breakfast?"