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seriously thinking about purchasing 20 acres of land that just hit the market. So many ideas already running through the head about what to do with it. Trees. Plenty of room for corn to grow. Beans. Maybe put up a house or two. It's about 30 miles from where we live, but it could be well utilized. We have to go see it. The ad claims the land is hilly. Which is cool. I'm hoping there's some forestation. Would make for some good hunting. Maybe even purchase a few cows. Steak and milk for days.

Wash it with alcohol. And chase it with bleach. If you can't queef the alphabet backwards when you're done, then you did it wrong.

I don't know. I ate a leftover hamburger. My nose is stopped up. I'm living life, man. Living life!

Pork jerky.

I love pork. Not chops so much, but bacon, the ham, jowls, and the shoulder.

The variety is very hard to come by down here. I have never seen venison in a store. I have to go to an upscale market to find lamb when we cook it. I order jowl meat from the butcher. I don't really buy meats from regular grocery stores. I usually go to a butcher or abattoir. We recently found milk from a dairy farm, and bought their butter and beef products. But we can make butter just as good as theirs.

I think I'm going to start back trapping hogs this year. I could use a freezer full of pork.

Yeah. Sometimes when you shoot a bird down, it doesn't kill it. That's when we have to break it's neck. Just pick it up by the head and spin it's body. I know that sounds harsh, but when you're hunting for food, that's what you have to do.

I have had emu. A guy used to make BBQ sandwiches from them. He had a farm where he raised them. I have also had kangaroo, but I didn't care for it. And I have always passed on the rattlesnake. And hahaha @ roo-balls.

My grandfather was big into the outdoors. He used to hunt everyday during the season. He kinda made me start going at a young age. Of course, with my family, it is tradition to ''blood you'' on your first kill. Meaning, when I shot my first deer, my grandfather reached into the wound and pulled out a pile of blood and smeared it on my face. That was a bit traumatizing. But we have our own deer processor here at the shop. We can skin them and process them right here.

I have never eaten shark. Ever. Didn't even know folks were eating Jaws.

Duck hunting is my favorite. Just wait for a flock to fly over, and point up and blast the shot gun. I've fired so rapidly before, I had to wait on the barrel to cool down. It would turn red. Yep. Good times.

That's funny. I don't even remember the last time I shot ours. It's been a while. I've never killed a deer with one. Only a rifle. And my fucking truck.

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before, but I HATE YOU !!

We have 6 rabbits in the yard now, and they have to go before I plant the garden. Rabbit stew might be happening. I have never had squirrel. But wild boar is as good as a domesticated hog. We have trapped them and sold them before. They are rampant here. Gator tail isn't bad and neither are crawfish.

You can always go bow hunting when the season is in. We have lots of land to hunt on here. We usually just take a rifle, but we have bows too.

Fasting is for pussies. I didn't get to the top of the food chain just to not eat.

Ask about the new cd when you go to the bank. It's awesome.

Did you cut up your steak and put it on your potato?

Did you share with your cat?

We actually have made deer jerky. But we have used flank steak, or eye of round to make jerky. If you know what you're doing, you can actually make jerky on the smoker. We really like the deer jerky though.

Making beef jerky isn't expensive. Just need a dehydrator. Buying beef jerky isn't the cheapest snack.

I didn't say once a year. I said next week is our anniversary. When did you last get laid? I'll wait while you flip through the calendar(s).

She uses this. Plus external "Vulvar" cream. Never heard it referred to as vulvar. Vulva, yeah. Vulvar? Kinda sketchy.