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Stand up straight. At least that's what disco always tells me.

I've never been to Oklahoma, but I have been to Louisiana several times, and I agree. People did seem rather short there.

I retract my comment. I can log on now, but I can't comment.

I don't know who Bast is, but probably because you are short and have a small penis.

it seems like the younger generation is shorter these days. Maybe it's just me.

Mine was down earlier but it's back up for me now.

The customer is always right. Like you said you were in the right when you called corporate on the chick at McDonald's. If they call corporate on you, you could be hitting the unemployment line and heading to DFACS to get that EBT card.

South Park. They put Shub-Niggurath as a boss in the game, and you had to feed it white people in order to defeat it, because it hates the taste. The South Park PD had been feeding it black people.

Maybe they will call corporate and complain. Then you'll have to live off that gov'ment money.

The Fractured But Whole.

I'm old as hell, man.

Yes. I am old. And no. I do not rock with the legal teens. I've got kids older than you. And I am married. Nothing to prove here.

Yeah. I watched them when they were new though. Not reruns on Cartoon Network.

It's still just as predictable. It is mostly boring these days, but always picks up a little around Wrestlemania season.

Jamie Foxx seems like he'd be a cool dude to chill with. Also, I don't know if you still follow wrestling, but Batista just came back and will be fighting HHH at Wrestlemania next month. My mom and I went into Best Buy in Savannah, I want to say about 15 years ago, and we ran into, literally, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez when they were an item. She bumped into my mom and we were going in and they were going out.

This was also at the same show that would be Chris Benoit's last appearance before he went on to commit the double murder, suicide later that week.

I was at a Smackdown house show, front row. Batista was the good guy, and he was fighting Edge, the heel in the match, for the World Heavyweight Championship. I was always a big fan of Edge, and never cared much for Batista. So, as a paying fan, I cheered for who I wanted to cheer for, Edge. I was booing Batista. At house shows, the wrestlers are a lot more interactive with fans since it's not televised. Batista threw Edge out of the ring and heard me booing him. He walked over to me and got in my face telling me to sit my ass down and shut up. Actually, he said shut the fuck up. I replied to him by saying make me you big bitch. At that point, one of the WWE security guys came over and got between us. I was taking it in stride as I initially thought Batista was just giving me a memorable experience. But nah. Dude was seriously pissed. He kept shaking the barricade and kept talking trash about how he'd kick my ass. I kept talking shit too. I was younger then and I was not backing down. At that point, the security guy said I'm not getting in between you two big dudes. I was a little taller than Batista. I was enjoying the moment but I could see Batista was not. He started backing up. I'm sure because he was getting too pissed and knew if he touched me, his ass would get fired. Then Edge came up and attacked him from behind. After the match, that Edge won, Batista went around the ring giving high fives, and when he got to me, he did a fake slap motion at me and said fuck you bitch. Years later, after he quit the WWE a couple of times, I realized just how much people booing him got under his skin. Dude seriously can't take negative fan reactions.

I like Hulu. A lot better than Netflix and Dish. We mostly use Google Home for our music needs though.

Bacon...

ITT: People so dirty, the bed bugs tried to break out of this prison through the air vents.

Dude, you have like 5 videos. Each lasting about 30 seconds. The ads last longer than the videos. You have to post content that has substance. No one want to watch a 30 second video of you semi-ranting about some kid who turned you down at Chuck E Cheese. No one wants to try to read a text message between you and someone we don't have vested interest in. Long story short, your content has no meaning. No purpose. I guess if you posted more videos of you playing basketball, that could be a thing.

believe it or not, I don’t give a shit, but true story. I once went face to face with “Batista” and he backed down.

Fuck the churches. They should pay too. Money hungry sumbitches.

Why should we see that money? They make a product that we purchase. The money is theirs. No one makes us buy these products. This thread is dead.

The title of this thread could be your autobiography.