fuggnificent

oh now you know now that your master in all that is stupid said it was fact. man, fuck you both

dude just be happy people are still reading that 50 part never ending story of yours

yall wonder why i dont listen to yall. you all have next to nil real world awareness.

yah fuck off. this shit is hilarious

let me guess.. the metal bunkbed isnt from prison.. he just happens to have it in his bedroom

i just posted a pic of his video of another inmate rapping. you looking real silly right now. of course theyll risk more time. he has 15 years.. you expect him to give up facebook and access to women and family that whole time?

nah... i broke the charging port and took it to this computer store to get that replaced. it started freezing after that.. i know this is stupid but theyre the only computer repair shop i know so im taking it back to them to fix the freezing .. even tho i suspect they caused the freezing to get more money out of me. i used this laptop when i worked for xbox and had like 10 programs running on it simultaneously while i took calls and had ZERO problems... took it to the computer store and now i can barely run 3 windows without it freezing

my tires are covered in brake dust and my interior has a thin veil of dust. lol. eventually ill take it to the car wash and have them detail it but of course they would never do as good a job as i would if i did it myself. i blame decades of depression wearing me down.. im stuck in this limbo where yah i can go to work everyday and do fairly well but i dont have the motivation for much more than that

dont let the buddyroe stupidity infect the entire forum

i dont have a fucking garage. watch out or you'll become just as stupid as buddyroe

so now we are on buddyroes alternate facts. you truly believe an inmate cant get a phone???

he shouldnt have it. its contraband and could lengthen his sentence. im tempted to out him because hes always calling and then video chatting and now THIS

must be nice. i remember the days when id spend hours detailing my car with amorall and shit.. way too lazy to do that shit now which is bad because i have a nicer ride lol

fuck you everybody here needs internet. thought id share. but now that i think about it most of yall probably on public library or mcdonalds wifi. what was i thinking?

bought this $18 piece of wood for him the first day but he wouldnt get out his water and sit on it so i take it back to walmart and go to a petstore and they have turtle docks so i get that for $15 and i set it up in his tank but he still doesnt get out of his water. hes suppose to swim and then bask. so after research and someone on here saying he needs uv light, i research uv lights. i was gonna buy one online but he needed one ASAP. hoping the poor little guy was ok i had to wait until payday..so i go to a different pet store and they have the lights in the turtle section. 20 fucking bucks for ONE light...but i get it.. dont want poor little guy to die. and then i get a $7 lamp to put the light in.. one of those stretchy neck ones that bend all over... got all this yesterday....got home and put the light on him..but he STILL wouldnt bask. and my mom complained about him needing a light. but the directions say he only needs it for 8 hours..so im like, cool.. ill turn the light on when im at work and then turn it off when i get back home. i get home today and his light is off. i figure my mom turned it off at 630 when she went to church with my daughter so i turn it back on and do stuff... i come back and hes BASKING like a champion! just loves his little light!! so hes doing good.. eating lots of shrimp and turtle food. pics tomorrow.

i love staying in hotels but i slightly suspect it could be one of the reasons i got bedbugs last year be careful

spectrum 70 fucking dollars and 45 cents at&t $41 !!!! when i had at&t before i couldnt get a firestick to connect to it. havent tried the firestick on spectrum. i just hope my dish tv connects to it or ill have to go back to spectrum. my credit was good enough not to get a deposit AND i get a $50 prepaid visa .... i really hope im not going to get shitty service. theres an overage rate . $10 for every gig over 1024 gigs but i never go over 300gbs a month. i couldnt find my speed with spectrum but my speed with at&t is going to be 50mbps

i know i dont. ive been with enough 9 inchers to know. front looking down pics take off a couple inches of cock.. then the fact that its leaning forward and not straight up and down takes off another couple of inches. you can see that hes over 3 inches thick..whys it so hard to believe hes long lengthwise? he's huge

lol you really want to see more pics of this mans cock, dont ya

you must be drunk. hey, its the perfect time to email me some mp3s to sing over!!

1. i dont know why he called and 2. i dont know why he left a voicemail unless he wanted yall to hear it

lies? he didnt say that... i know from fucking it

just checked my voicemails http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K3JHPLrPOd

its happened to TWO different cars now

hes a total top. but yeah hes in there for 15 years. i wouldnt bet on him fucking not EVER fucking somebody in there. jacking off to me is only going to help him out but for so long.