fuggnificent

not much can outdo my glorious pusspuss

bymp

coming out to people as bipolar

hells yeah...my man/woman! (?)

first meeting a guy from the internet...i haaaate it working with the public. i hate having to tell people things they dont want to hear asking people for money...asking people for anything, actually not being able to cover up a fart in public job interviews tests when someone i never met irl says they love me being around family...theyre ignorant and rude and ask too many personal questions when i barely know them

wha u gay too? damn

happy birthday to the part thats not an ass

ill probably finally get a bachelor's when im 50, too

??

no, im a college educated scholarly owl

our whole bathroom that we just $10k to refinish needs to be done over because of termites. wish my dad were still here...he could do it

cuz it Halloween duurrrr

ah onnnee ah twwooo !CHOMP!

thats like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

female mutilation and hysterectomy...sure the..canal? can be removed

deaf and mute. i barely talk anyway. i would miss music but i could still watch movies. gimme my money.

pregnant at 12? you probably could give me some writing ideas

the carrot is not involved in any sex acts lol

true true i thought of them actually having dinner and them flirting and her barely being to walk etc, but that would have been pretty boring. im not good with short stuff...mostly write novels.

well, great!!! i should start applying to places that would otherwise never hire me... fucking onboarding engineer.. whatever that is.. is 30 fucking 5 dollars an hour!!!!

aw ok i thought the set up was kind of slow.. glad thats not a complaint.. it was also hard to heat things up and get them to fucking lol..

ah damn.. lol. i saw your post and jumped right into it.. it was painful.. daughter was in the room (makes it hard to write this stuff) and as i was typing it, she put her my little ponies next to my computer and said they "liked to read stories" SO THE PONIES READ IT! THEY ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE!! lol im jk.. its cool. take your time *twitch*

see i can take feedback. i worked REALLY hard on tenses.. i DO listen to you.. but this is just for fun and im not going to correct it - so why waste your time. thanks for the feedback. i will not waste anymore carrots lol um in what way was it better? hehe

2nd day of unemployment and ive been contacted FOUR times for jerbs another insurance company (did onboarding and was offered job CONDITIONALLY ..testing is on thursday..then interview) some kind of onboarding engineer(what is this?) ADT (door to door sales, $60,000 salary - blah) customer service for e-commerce company i didnt expect to have FOUR opportunites in less than a WEEK. I dont know how they even know to call me for there are not calling from ANYWHERE i applied.. and i half assed applied cuz i need a break.. anyway... it doesnt look like ill be unemployed long kiss that "no marketable skills" bitches!!

just enjoy it. its not meant be graded or become the WORLDS BEST SEX SCENE EVAR ..so dont even start that mess.