fuggnificent

im big but not that goddamn big and i want only moving gifs from u

ive been getting fat and then getting skinny again my whole life *shrug*

my 8 year old try to tell me some really christmasy song wasnt a christmas song. fucking youtube.

i tell her she can make money losing weight her excuses are: i dont want to lose my money i dont go by the scale i dont like weighing myself bitch, you need to lose over 200lbs...do u know how much thats worth? and scale fear is for people who weigh less than 200lbs where they gain muscle and are heavier even tho theyve lost inches...you are a baby elephant and are carrying enough fat on you to make two whole more people...muscle gain is not even close to your worries im starting to think people get that humongous by being fucking idiots when im back in shape, imma show her my bank account when i win my bet. i actually know how to lose weight, have done it before and can do it again.

your dads my age. imma go jump off the roof now.

my mom could use some good dick

its the future

a coworker told me abt this app where you can do payday loans for only $0-14 tips. no interest. you can borrow from your pay the day after you work! my goal in 2018 is not to be living paycheck to paycheck but ill use this for things i cant extend to payday like my car insurance renewal payment...shit like that

can i come?

i do a lot to cheer myself up but when all else fails...i fap ?

to love and to be loved

today madison wouldnt let her hair down and instead tied it up in the back because of that lil bitch ?

can't move until i pay off my car note...just 2 more years to go. gonna teach her the 1 inch punch

fuck trolling..i miss the 90s, too. we didnt have much and my mom was an alcoholic...dad a womanizer...but i had good times. way better than im having now slaving away all day making somebody else rich.

ok back story... madison is the only mixed race girl in this neighborhood and one of very few with her complexion @ her sschool so today madisons hairstyle came undone and one of her "friends" got off the bus harrassing her asking her whats her nationality because madison has really long straight hair. madison proclaimed shes american and has her citizen card. the child wouldnt get out her face so madison spit in the other girl's face. of course i had to say that was wrong and we should use our words blah blah blah but another part of me was like....good thinking...how effective...bet the lil brat wont do it again...next time knock her the fuck out. i think its time to start going back to some kind of martial arts class + i gotta move

i stopped watching them since jar jar binks

well maybe your metabolism will help out

youll probably gain a lb or more in one day

you ate almost 1 pound worth of calories

i got 110% on my exam today... i also feel accomplished! but back to you.. damn a year? thats a long time... wtf.. i bet youre glad that its over my brother recently sold his first home... did all the maintanence himself on this huge 3 level townhouse...it didnt take that long but boi was he glad when it sold and he had all this money left over

same here actually lately for some reason i can barely eat without feeling it at the top of my esophagus wanting to spill out (sorry so graphic) so im not eating as much. only had a taco salad at 12 pm today and i can still feel it in my stomach... ick

TO me madison is like... what a cat is like to you people.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00XZHSH78/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_0PDjAb7DRYYYK its 70 degrees but people are still wearing boots anyway...

phillies u cant eat like that. if we bang the reverb would knock us into the atmosphere

come visit ill warm u up bebeh