Kmart.
Man: Do you have skinny ropes?
Me: no we don't have any rope
Man: *gets angry* yall dont have anything. Yall oughta shut this place down *storms off*
*two black ladies overhear and watch him walk off then look at me*
Lady: yall are shutting down, arent you?
Me: yes
Lady: well thats why they don't have anything. Theyre shutting down, idiot!
LMAO!
What makes it funnier are the HUGE ASS SIGNS all over the doors that say STORE CLOSING! EVERYTHING MUST GO!