Ugh. Heres comes the insufferable minority woman with all her opinions again. Why cant she be out of sight and kiss my ass like all the other minority females that dont challenge the things i do. Hmmm...let me find a good reason to move or lock her threads. Thatll show her and make me feel back on top of things again!
GASP! You are so profane. My pure virgin body needs no dick you weak lascivious savage. I have better things to do with my time than touch disgusting penis.READING IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN NASTY ICKY SEX!
I DONT KNOW WANT AN STD! ILL DIE!
I would never kill a sacred cat. I spend half of every paycheck on my cat alone. Only the cat sticks around (because how else would it eat) when all HOOmans run for the hills.
Ive had a girlfriend for like a month, 12 days, 14 hours and 17 seconds. I totally know what im doing even tho i dont love her...shes just the only one i can find that can bear me...for now..i know she is gonna break up with me *sigh* eventually
Man does food suck. I always get rocket speed splatter poops from food. I can only eat one boiled stone soap from Aldis during a quarter full moon and then i cant even taste it.
No..dont talk of all the great dishes you like..theyre awful because theyre still food!
OMG LOOK! A KITTY WHOSE LIFE I VALUE OVERALL HUMANS! THANKS FOR THIS POST HAS GIVEN ME GREAT JOY...CATS ARE SO AWESOME! THEY DONT LIKE PEOPLE. I DONT LIKE PEOPLE! CATS RULE! QUICK! WHERE IS MY DROOL BUCKET?
Oh stilgar...youre the master of human interactions...all from your bedroom you never leave. Help me find an orgy so i can finally have sex. (Help me but i wont go. Gonna stay close to mommie)
So you can like me.
I hate my job. I cant wait to find another. I hope it doesnt take 8 months but jic it do...i will complain every day until i find something...then complain about that...ooohhhhh
No one will touch my genitals but me...ooooohhhh....how do i approach women? Its not like approaching other HOOmans....they are so complicated. Help me. I cant be a virgin for another 25 years...ooohhhhh