When my mom and i are getting into it (we dont fight as much as we just play argue...like its not serious)
Mom always wins by saying "i gave you life...you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me"
Anyway about 4 years ago mom woke me up late at nite moaning in pain floundering in bed. Something told me to call an ambulance. Mom begged me not to. Said it was just bad heartburn. Im no idiot. I didnt listen her and called EMS anyway.
Turns out she was having a heart attack. EMS took her straight to the hospital. Siren bellowing and everything.
So now when mom wants to hit below the belt with the whole giving birth to me thing...i hit her back with the "Well, I saved your life!"
Tried it today...pretty much won i think. Lol