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fuggstop

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  1. I fantasize of u visiting me and introducing me to various drugs and proper anal sex Sigh A girl can dream
  2. I really live for the tenders more than the sandwiches. And the polynesian sauce is life. And i like that theyll give u as many sauces as you freaking like!
  3. K just dont drive thru flooded water. Thats exactly how many died in 2015...even low standing water
  4. You have a stepson? Wait..how young are you? I thought u were a millennial
  5. Cuz it proves they don't know shit abt me and need to mind their own damn business
  6. Ok if u say so. Keep us updated if you can. I did go out and do stuff this morning. Only place i wanted to go that was closed was chik fil a.
  7. I! DON'T! CARE! ABOUT! BILLS!??
  8. 🤨 You really want me to have an anxiety attack *pops a kpin*
  9. 🙄 you have another 12-18 hours of rain. WATCH THE GROUND
  10. I was just wondering about you. NC is getting it bad. Please watch the ground. People are leaving neighborhoods that didnt flood in 2015.
  11. Getcha a dark skinned hottie. She wont wrinkle until after her 70s
  12. Great. Now use those muscles to fix your mom's crooked picture.
  13. I think there were gas explosions where he at
  14. If i had no kids and didnt have to work id be a crackwhore
  15. Went to goodwill because kid lost her $50 cardigan sweater ...so i got her some goodwill sweaters to replace it. Wind caught in her umbrella and almost blew her away. It was too funny. We are getting really light rain otherwise.
  16. I order these with added tomato and pickle. Then i add mustard. So good!
  17. You excite pen Tell pen this
  18. Aliens have been here for decades. I keep telling you to do your research. You don't even have to do that much.
  19. She does like to say I'm 40 lol but this isnt her house. Its my brothers. She doesn't even remember when i came out of her. I ask her about it all the time. She's a burn victim and says the trauma messed up her memory. I think she doesn't wanna give me the satisfaction since ive never pushed a baby out.
  20. When my mom and i are getting into it (we dont fight as much as we just play argue...like its not serious) Mom always wins by saying "i gave you life...you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me" Anyway about 4 years ago mom woke me up late at nite moaning in pain floundering in bed. Something told me to call an ambulance. Mom begged me not to. Said it was just bad heartburn. Im no idiot. I didnt listen her and called EMS anyway. Turns out she was having a heart attack. EMS took her straight to the hospital. Siren bellowing and everything. So now when mom wants to hit below the belt with the whole giving birth to me thing...i hit her back with the "Well, I saved your life!" Tried it today...pretty much won i think. Lol
  21. Yay! I try not to cuz u know i love my gays
  22. Good pic of her
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