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Quick. Distract me from the pain!

Just do it already and shut up about it

My clothes 5 dress sizes ago 😭😭😭 Ill take pic when i get home

But then give birth to the mixed rapunzel Smh

😡

Aw shit yeah its a deal!

PLEASE CURLY HAIR GODS MAKE IT CURLY PLEASE

Its frustrating! But im black. Why is my hair going in straight uuughhhh Then i look at boo hair...that black spanish chick and her hair has more curls than mine lol wtf

Im afraid it grow back just as straight...then ill have to murder innocents in a fit of rage Theres gotta be something im not doing thatll make it less straight I think this demon hair also grows faster than the rest of my hair...so yah i might trim it because of that

Right in the front of my fucking head thats ruining my dreams of being natural and curly headed GOT DAMN IT And its getting longer and its not any easier to curl after 3 fucking years of big chop and no creamy crack/chemicals in my hair

*shudders* Uh...that's great!

Are u gonna still vote at least?

If recent to you is like april, yah And i didn't brag about it Go take that hyperbolic shit elsewhere CHILD

K then dont die My friend who has snakes gets bit regularly

!! I dunno why i thought they were de fanged or summtin. Living dangerously!

Lolol your spidey posts crack me up Rip pant leg visitor...whoops

No. How many spideys u got now

I got our fair tickets for the fair next month. I dunno. We went last year but the year before I couldn't afford and it was sucky. I just feel accomplished. Keeping the offspring happy n some shit. Whatd u do that was good today?

Guys under 20 kiss too aggressively..they haven't learned that softer is better Best kisser is my icon. Met him when he was 23? 24? Hes a man whore...who knows how many girls hes kissed so hes a professional. Starts off really soft but never too hard..never too aggressive or over compensates..gently ramps it up to nibbles..then when really into it sucks and bites the bottom lip but not too hard. Then changes it up with soft throat kisses and such. Omg it is soooo fucking steamy hot. Every move is finesse. Zero awkwardness. Zero urge to get it over with and down to business. Hes not a big talker either and would kiss to shut me up and get things going if i was nervous. .. uhh but be careful with that...dont be kissing girls when u make them nervous with all that strange alpha shit

That him sitting back eating popcorn enjoying the drama lol

Spent hours trolling past lovers on fb n posting man hating updates which included snide remarks on their photos...esp on their pics of their gfs (great pic....of her) Then i invited sugar buddy over and raided his pockets and made him fill up my gas tank Sent the following messages to all current fuckbuddies "pls explain in a paragraph of 5 complete sentences why i should keep fucking you" (haha...thanks Madison AP homework). What next? Cant sleep!

Haha is that my grey hair? And purple is my favorite color. Howd u kno dat

Ok now do my icon

Chibi my icon please

Jesus h x "I post shit like this on fb to look cool to my 25 friends but put me in a real war id shit my pants and cry for my mommy because the manliest thing i do any given day is shoot zombies while smoking dope and working on my beer belly" Asshole