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The burger only comes with mustard and ketchup. Cheapskates wont put mayo on it

Just have mommy take you

No it doesn't. It seems like you barely have functioning brain capacity and couldn't think your way out of a wet brown paper bag.

Accurate lol

Wow

Whats TMB

No way yer almost 30. U look like a teenaget

Thats a great age to be

Drunk and crying while watching cartoons is so fucking ALPHA

Ok fortune teller ghost

I still feel 20 except im not hopelessly depressed or a virgin.

http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-money-time-happiness-20170724-story.html

That's actually not true but im not gonna make it worse for everyone.

Lol i am losing weight. Friday is cheat day, biiiiitch. The day before all i ate was oats in the morning then half a brown rice burrito.

Yah they totally should have known cars were gonna be invented in the 17 fucking 00s

She kinda freaked out but didnt even feel the needle go in Took her to her doctor where i should have gotten mine instead of cvs with their miniature knives they sticking people with! Stupid 20 something year old cousin with 3 kids came and picked up her kids and was all slack jawed asking me "you get daah?" Yes moron..cuz little kids are dying from the fucking flu...well...everybody. 36,000 deaths last year

Wrong. You don't leave the fucking restaurant until you have everything!

Yah why do homework on Friday nite?

Lol i was arguing with my mom because i wanted to turn on the AC and then turn on the heater within a span of 10 hours lol Love the South

True. And salem hopefully. She loves cats. Im disappointed the new Sabrina is quirky and fun so we could watch it together and see something new. I was addicted to Sabrina growing up and didnt miss an episode.

Nooooo 😭 Yah my mom pretty much coughs all winter when it gets cold. Needs inhalers n shit

Hopefully. She always latches onto stuff i watch thats not meant for kids. She loved TrueBlood and Shameless and Orange is the New Black, Ted and Deadpool. I tried to watch more wholesome 90s stuff and she called it blurry.

Im sitting her staring at a videogame still in its cellophane trying to find the motivation to play it. Probably just gonna shower and read in bed and try again tomorrow. Boy aint depression grand? Why are u still sick? Is it and old person thing?

No. No it doesnt! At all!

I have failed her in a lot of ways. Shes never seen neverending story or labyrinth, wouldnt watch the old Ghostbusters because she thought it was lame for being all guys. But she MUST MUST love Sabrina or im ringing a doorbell and leaving her on someone's porch.