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Haha omg so many jokes....system overlord Spider dude scared of butterflies...cant...handle ...it

To get a drink to take her meds...saw yummy pie..tried to check out stuff at kiosk...card didnt work..so put everything back and went back upstairs to get a different card...realized left card in car...went all the way to car to get card...purchased items...went bCk upstairs...got dummest customer and started laughing eating and drinking..and then TOTALLY FORGOT to take my meds! Now i gotta go get ANOTHER drink

Imma throw some church dirt on her when i get home

She just watches wayy too much youtube.

I have no idea how to buy a strap on. I just like to lie there.

www.neimanmarcus.com

I was extremely precocious. I was the one correcting all the silly stuff other little kids said lol drove me mad!

She repeatedly claimed salamanders live in fire and made me google it.

Yeah so the guy in the vid can come across it and be extremely pissed off i put it on pornhub

Kkk doesn't care if i work..i think theyd prefer it for obvious reasons And if they drive a big truck or have Confederate flags on their profile, i dont meet up with them. Most of the guys i fw are military from up North.

Cuz i already had a YouTube account 😥

Not stupid enough to listen to you and get hung from a tree after fighting the kkk to vote.

Bnmjy probably reported it cuz he sucks midnight greasy schlong for some reason

I got the OG ill find another place to host. Like pornhub

Stop ruining our dreams!

I think he means he will staff it...as in hire all the employees and force them to wear that green pony tail wig

Hi, my name is Charity!

Yah i dont have any left either

Ive havent been fired since adulthood. something you cant say about yourself.

Lol my boss isnt gunning for me at all. When i went off on them they offered me time off the phone, a possible spot on their many task forces to fix problems then my manager wrote that she was glad im on her team lolol

Im just waiting for zeni to have sex so i cant torture him and put him in my cool little box.

Yah youre right. People trying to get reps to break the law and lose their jobs because they are slightly inconvenienced isnt funny.

Cuz of the stupid shit they say "I dont know mine...do you know yours?" "By heart since i was 8. My momma taught me!" "Well can you tell me what it is?" "No sir..that would be illegal. " "Well tell me yours since you want mine." "You dont need to know mine." "Then you dont need to know mine!" "Youre calling for sensitive info protected by laws. We are required to identify you by those two things." "I can tell you my driver's license number and address...i know that!" Really all this could be avoided if they asked their son or daughter to call for them. Alot of people do. Oh and its BY HEART HONEY. NOW BE BLESSED! we say be blessed instead of fuck you lolol

I freaking love this so much Love his Instagram too!