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Oh shibby mcshit pail laid down the law

More whitesplaining lol great

Did i say it starts at 425. Please be an idiot in another thread. Im not in the mood Can someone else explain this shit to narakunumber who wants to be a dumbshit tonite?

The preheat function. Its lit while it preheats and beeps when its done. Quit living in the stone age lol

What caused me to start using the preheat function was i had this huge wing and bit into it and it was icecold in the middle. Maybe about two months ago.

I need a vacation where i can sit alone in a room and get high off my ass. I havent truly relaxed in 26 years.

I dont think this is true because i didnt preheat for almost ten years and everyone is fine

Im not impatient at all. Like i work hard on being patient because it keeps me from getting upset.

It was bigger than i remember. Its funny how a house can have less space than a 2 bedroom apartment. I wish i could have found a way to stay in Charleston and safely raise my kid but ah well. It is what it is.

Ok well ive lived 30+ years not doing it lol

I never have my entire life until i got a new oven that beeps and lets me know after its preheated but does it even fucking matter?

Ok stillme calm your tits

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I timed my daughter. Shes fully knocked out within 18 minutes every nite all her durn life. On one hand its fucking amazeballs for me as a parent on the other im extremely jealous and want some of that myself lol

Ha your spirit animal

Oh shit omg lol i love this

Yaaaass yaass...i havent seen any of these! LMGDAO!!

I know youre skinny but ok lol

@1pooh4u we should just make this a thread and keep it going lol

Not all jobs are the same. Some jobs they dont let u because someone got greedy and sued them. This job that hasnt happened yet and i can clock in early but that would be dumb because the phone lines dont open until after the start of my shift.

I do a lot of shit 1. Mentally prepare for the worlds bullshit 2. Eat breakfast 3. Bring up and log into all my systems ...about 7 different ones? When people come in later i hear them complaining about system issues and i usually have no issues myself because im already in 4. Reading emails so that i understand them. I dont ask a lot of questions or fuck up shit because i read my emails and keep up to date on all policy and procedure changes 5. Going into accounts making sure whatever....usually fuckups...got resolved 6. Checking accounts of people who asked me to call them back about whatever (check the fuck up or resolution, write down their number and timezone so i dont call them too early) 7. Check on here and post some bullshit 8. My after coffee poop 9. Vacuuming my cubicle with this tiny hoover i bought just for work before anyone is on the phone because facilities is shit and doesnt vacuum for weeks 10. Personal phone calls i can make to whatever company i do business with thats 24/7 11. Pay bills on payday 12. Submit my timesheet See? A LOOOOT of shit. I wonder why more people aren't there early but its usually me by myself or 2 other early birds

Ok

So youre looking down on someone not for working hard but for being over paid. Got it.

Im at work an hour before my shift starts nearly everyday. This is after taking almost 300 mgs of different pills just so i can sleep and then driving 25 miles to work. So my parking space is always great.