RainyDayJizz#35

The illest. I haven't bragged about tagging worthless box or smoking weed yet, you guys fell off. And when would Viper start whittling? After three minutes he'd be hacking at the wood like Hunter Thompson's lawyer with limes. Ah, I realize the problem I was having with images last night. Google started linking to the site rather than the images, fucking asses.

To be banned again I would have to have been banned once before. I can understand suspicion of anyone new if Viper has been a problem, that guy's an argument for late-term abortion. Anyway, y'all's bad at this. Wait, is Viper Jeff? Is that what that was? Or is Viper Jeffchao and the world is hilarious? Is this board populated by funny people instead of miserable assholes? Is god on my side?

Zeni avoids fun at all costs. Everyone's misery is his ambrosia. I can't tell you how long I will visit, but I will visit for a time.

My dick air drys. I'll wash when I shower.

I honestly can't tell if you're being ironic right now. Fuckin' kids and their playstation 4's, their god damn neon cars, the fuckin' widescreen phones, shoes that adjust to the thickness of the pavement you're walking on, moisture wicking socks, your god damn tinder booty calls, you fucking assholes.

Oh my, empty. You are one hilarious person.

Washing my dick after sex instead of before? That is the choice you have given, and I don't know which is easier.

Bah. Don't meme up the funny. An idea contains more than one meme.

Zeni is a hilarious part of the community because he has never fucking changed and it's a retarded amount of devotion to a character. He's literally a parody of himself now.

At the moment it's honestly debatable. Only because I wonder if there's a point, but I probably will.

Honestly gotta say this sounds like a healthy response to the world sometimes. This is a shit place. A person that looks at the world and is absolutely pleased is out of their fucking mind. Sometimes you need a real break from the entirety of reality and take some time to live your own life and know what it is. That sentence feels so wrong but I am so fucking twisted. People who worry about depression symptoms expect to be happy all the time, and that's weird. Being sad is a part of life. Depression is a problem, but if you hate cold weather and you just become a recluse in cold weather, is that a real issue that needs managing?

A funny thought I had was that if you guys banned this name I would come back as Hitler and fucking raise hell. This was supposed to be what we always wanted.

No I'll continue fucking people if that's okay.

Why would you subject me to that, slappy. I could only do about 45 seconds.

Man, I wish I could reply to molarbear, but I guess this forum doesn't do that. My big project is gonna be a dead tree. For some reason acquiring an image link is confusing to me right now. But I'm sure you know what I mean. I wanna do a well manicured one with no leaves. I figure it's the least I can do.

Are you really out of shape? Not as in asking if this is true, but if I could call you a fat fuck if I decided to do so. If you're really out of shape you'll need to get in shape before it starts feeling good. That's one thing to keep in mind, there is a point your body gets to where you look forward to a workout and when it's over you feel great.

I thought remoras left after the shark died. There has been some hilarity to be had in lurking every once in a while though. I understand why this community can be something of wonder when your life is shit. Hi guys. I'm taking up whittling.