MEXobiologist

bored cop is bored af

i know you play too much tho better watch your back so a truly scary one doesn't get the better of you in the worst way

Stop. You can't fix this. She likes it or she wouldn't keep doing it to herself. Idc wut she tells other people. This is the kind of behavior people feed off of because it gives them feelz. The wrong feelz, but feelz. I mean, fuck her as much as you like... have fun, hang out, and whatnot. but don't fool yourself with such thoughts. Or maybe I'm just a bitch. I just don't think you can fix situations for people that don't want or try to fix it themselves.

there is nothing wrong with it. I have one. They are just different plans. Whether or not you can potentially lose it, roll it into an IRA, how its taxed and when, whether or not you can take out a loan on it, regulations and limitations to benefits, max amount you can distribute into one annually, etc.... they both have their good and bad points depending on the individual whos plan is in question.

the vom one i'm down with, i felt we needed that the clown tho... yikes

i don't like that clown he is way creepy

for whatever reason, this just makes think of broads with big asses >

we could turn this into a drinking game every time Zeni says "alpha male" you have to take a shot of the cheapest liquor you can find

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it kind of is... is it an NQDC plan? (non qualifying deferred compensation) i'm assuming you are in a probationary period still since you've only recently started and as such probably didn't sign any such agreements, but you should find out. qualifying plans are like, retirement, 401k, 403k, etc... NQDC plans are a different sort of beast and can be risky, or very beneficial depending on the individual. so its important to know which and the differences. just something to consider for the future, as its your money and your future. and on that note. fuck adulting :::

not sure if describes my day per say but maybe my train of thoughts and conversations throughout today :D :D :D

the most effective, yet worst mints in the world, are those old school anise mints :barf:

feel better <3

they wanted it to be more realistic for you

its just you, they know your secret

depends on your definition of a party

whut in Michigan most places are open anywhere from 12-2am. our main grocery store is Meijer and they are open 24 hours, so you can always buy there til 2am. they have quite a bit of craft beer fortunately. liquor stores don't fuck around and stay open til 2am. can't buy booze at all in the state passed 2am. sometimes you run into specialty beer places only being open until 10pm-12am depending on the day and store. fortunately though, half of the places that specialize in specialty booze selections are also just mini markets as well, so many are open 12-2am for general grocery/deli/bakery purposes. there is a lot of farm land tho so occasionally if you are up north in BFE you'll run into a random weird dry county or place with only one booze place open til 9pm... and usually its a damn gas station

can't say i would do it if a guy wanted it, so i can't hate... butt, being on the receiving end is quite lovely. gotta be freshly bathed tho, or no whey >

I can't think of anything that isn't an eraser or candy. Otherwise, my answer before opening the thread was weed.

You better think twice Before you let people in your life Because when you put down No one is around you You got a case of the fake people

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you would! hahaha i think this is the new"er" thing that those dern girl are doing

yeah... thats exactly what i meant >.>... beers lol, jk

practice makes perfect?? 0.o