MEXobiologist

try pre packing your lunches? do you think they would have the balls to go into your packed bags of food to retrieve what he/she wants from it?

That's fucking weird. I get nervous if I go one day without seeing more than one black or Hispanic person.

you're fucked feign a stomach ache?

eat everything but the ham?

you could pay for my egg with it? time to start charging

you're the best benefactor a girl could ask for

lol, dude, we're the same age its what i want for christmas next year, thats all that is important

indeed

now thats something i've NEVER had before... pickled peppers

yup... i think its cuz my mom really wanted people to come drink her vodkas now that they are ready. we don't usually do Easter stuff for lack of religion and the little ones being teens now. i'm good with it tho. excuse to eat and drink before going to see the new pacific rim. haha! that blueberry shit sounds sooooo good. i always hated blueberries until a couple years ago when i made myself start eating them. now they're like natures lil candy crack.

they are a weapon! that jam i had was a shock... even though it was sweetened and she put it over the brie for me, it was still HOT and i did not know what it was. she was just like, i have some pepper jam you need to try (cuz she knows i love it generally speaking) and this was what i got. i just thought i was gonna get some regular ass shit. it was a shock to my dulled drunken senses. delicious tho.

not a fan of deviled eggs but that sounds real tasty otherwise! we are doing an hors d'oeuvres style spread roast potato and sweet potato wedges with a simple garlic aioli, bacon wrapped brussel sprouts, stuff for mini steak and chicken open face sammiches for lack of a better description, brie topped with fig jam and brie topped with pepper jam, stuffed peppadews, mini hand held salads wrapped in large leafs in various styles, tomato mozarella basil and oil bread topping... and some other things i can't remember cheesecake and brownies for dessert mimosas, my moms infused vodkas (cucumber, lime, lemon) for drinks and whatever my sister brings, idk

i've only ever had these after they've been made into a jam but it was tasty, i recommend it. especially spread over a bit of brie <3

drink liquor

drink moar water! lol i still take hot baths in the summer heat but i do tend to rinse in the shower after being at the beach, because sand in the butt crack is the worst.

that sort of makes them feel like a chore to me

because there is absolutely nothing relaxing about a shower and i never feel as clean when i take one... which is close to never at this point you need a new place with a big cozy tub

dun do it bath bombs are well known for causing yeast and bladder infections

i dunno man, depends on how good you want it to be... you might be able to get one for $100 but i doubt it, not for that many tiers PLUS having it be all decorated. i bought a 3 tier superhero cake for my ex brother in laws 40th, ran me $250. found some places that did it for less but they were not going to be as fancy decorated and it was just with the vanilla cake inside. thats sort of the other factor. depends on the actual cake you want inside. i would just call around for quotes.

g&l (local chili dog place) has my favorite cheddar bacon burgers. so once in a blue moon, i indulge with a side of onion rings and pickles.

When I was 5 my brother brought that shit home and 3 out of four of us suffered. My lil baby brother was taken out of the house for a short time and caught his some years later. I'm actually surprised my mom didn't walk out into traffic during all that. I would find out if you're vaccinated tho. That shit is, as described above, dangerous for adults and with all these kids not getting vaccinations n shit... I wouldn't take the risk.

I was just way into it being a misfits thing as much as a deadpool thing. It's a postcard tho, so I'll have to send it to somebody!!!!

You shut your mouth. Coast to coast was awesome.

Seriously thinking about it. Cheap stuff plus my discount, pssshhhhh...